It pains us to write about her smoldering hotness year after year without the benefit of meeting the woman personally. Frankly, we’re fed up with the situation. So, Pauleen, if you’re reading this, we really should get together and talk about it. Wouldn’t you want to solidify your legacy with an FHM cover—or two? The whole country is waiting. Heed the call, girl.

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