We were genuinely delighted when indie princess Mercedes Cabral shared her most intimate fantasies in our Ladies’ Confessions special last November, her declaration of guilt having something to do with the doodling of the male anatomy. Sounds childish of us, we know, but we actually commend Mercedes for having the guts to, uhm, wiggle this story out of her. We mean, protrude it out of her system. Man, we’re childish.