There are a lot of ways to get drunk nowadays: buckets of beer after work with your office buds; gin bilog tagay sessions with the barkada; cocktails in clubs that’ll get you drunk more for the expense than the actual mix. Or drink the sweet nectar of Iya Villania who, perplexingly, is the face behind a local brand  of hard liquor. A girl-next-door and a Tanduay girl? Enough to intoxicate the eyes out of your so sockets.