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Nov 12, 2015
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It's alright for girls to be a little vain. Women who take proper care of their God-given looks are attractive. Men can set standards for their appearance, too. But compared to women, the line is so much thinner between properly taking care of your looks and just being outright, annoyingly vain.

Today, we attempt to draw that line.

Today, we try to lay down the signs that you might be just too banidoso for your good and everyone else's good.

So don't post that selfie just yet, and read the following closely.


1)   YOUR INSTAGRAM ACCOUNT REGULARLY PRODUCES MIRROR #SELFIES

For girls, this is kind of cute. For guys, the self-admiration only attracts eye-rolls from the ladies. Gym selfies = even more eye-rolls.

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2)   YOU RARELY UPLOAD PHOTOS OF THE GIRLFRIEND

Look, we're not telling you to annoy your Facebook friends with overflowing sweetness. But if she's only in .00000001-percent of your photos on social media while the other 99.99999-percent feature you and your #MirrorSelfies, then yes dude, you're too into you. Baka naman mas maganda ka pa sa girlfriend mo.


3)   YOU ARE OBSSESED WITH THE NUMBER OF FOLLOWERS YOU HAVE

You constantly check your IG feed to see if you've gained new followers. And you make sure every single post in your feed has the hashtags "LikesForLikes" or "FollowForFollow."

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4)   YOU CHANGE YOUR PROFILE PICTURE WHEN YOUR GIRL CHANGES HERS

Mahirap masapawan, 'di ba? Apir! And you get disappointed when you get lesser likes.


5)   YOU STOP EVERY TIME YOU SEE A MIRROR TO SEE IF YOU STILL LOOK OKAY

That includes car and shop windows, mirrors on your office desk, looking at your reflection on your smartphone or computer monitor. Reflective things are your favorite things; ironically, you've skipped reflecting on how vain you've become, you vanity monster.

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6)   YOU LEAVE BEHIND A TRAIL OF THOSE BLUE OIL-ABSORBING FACIAL STRIPS

Must. Keep. Things. Matte. You never leave home without it.


7)   YOU TAKE LONGER TO GET READY THAN YOUR GIRL DOES

You complain more than your girlfriend every time you commute—that is, when you actually manage to leave the house because of the long list of rituals you must perform, from making sure that every hair strand is in place to moisturizing with at least three types of lotion. 

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8)   YOU HAVE A STEADY SUPPLY OF POWDER IN YOUR BAG

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...and you secretly go to the bathroom to retouch every time things get a bit too sweaty.


9)   YOU'RE AFRAID OF THE SUN

You run as fast as you can when the sun's up high. You have a hoodie or umbrella with you all the time.

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10)   YOU REGULARLY ASK A FRIEND TO TAKE YOUR PHOTO

Because sometimes, the selfies just won't do your #OOTD justice. Sometimes a "look away" pose is what the situation asks for, coupled with a nice, fluffy quote from the Internet.

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