It’s time for your weekly dose of man knowledge! Read on for news about your favorite supermodels and a cure for baskil we’d get in a jiffy!
Sad news: Miranda Kerr is engaged. And no, she’s not engaged to us, but to 26-year-old billionaire Snapchat founder Evan Spiegel. Congrats, Evan! You’ve officially given hope to all the techie geeks in the world.
We ain’t happy, we're feeling glad, we got sunshine in a bag, all because Gorillaz frontman Damon Albarn has confirmed that the band will be dropping a new album soon! No word about the track details just yet, but expect it to drop by 2017.
As if you need more proof that Michelle Obama’s the coolest US First Lady in history, the FLOTUS joined James Corden and Missy Elliot for an iconic turn on “Carpool Karaoke.” We repeat: Coolest. First Lady. Ever.
Baskil sufferers, these Japanese clip-on kili-kili fans are for you! Just attach them to your sleeves, and let the fresh breeze freshen up your armpits in a jiffy. Domo arigato, Japan!
Couples who exercise together stay together, and it looks like this saying holds especially true for Sarah Geronimo and Matteo Guidicelli. It looks like Sarah might even join the IronGirl Dressed-up Run in Cebu this August alongside Matteo, who will participate in the Ironman 70.3 Asia-Pacific Championships! #RelationshipGoals
Honestly, we’re not very optimistic about the Rio Olympics, what with the Zika virus, insane criminality, and toxic water. But with Brazilian supermodels Alessandra Ambrosio and Adriana Lima covering the games, we’ve now got two gorgeous reasons to tune in. Maybe Rio won’t be so bad after all?
If two supermodels aren’t good enough for you, there’s always the hot Olympians. Case in point: volleyball player Winifer Fernandez, AKA the hottest thing ever to come out from the Dominican Republic. We can’t wait for Rio now!
McDonald’s New Zealand thought having their customers design their own burger online would be a good idea, and in theory, it’s pretty brilliant. However, they didn’t anticipate the trolls, who peppered their website with genius culinary creations such as The Carbonator (composed of six burger buns sandwiched between, well, two burger buns), Girth (seven patties stacked as is), and the PETA Burger (onion and tomato lovingly cuddled by stacks of lettuce). Hay, McDo.
You know how much Selena Gomez’s Instagram pics are worth? A whopping $550,000—and that’s for posts that appear on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. It must be fun being famous!
If you think our local motels’ themed rooms are out of this world, you have to see Japan’s “Love Hotels.” One love hotel chain even gives its guests complimentary vibrators in lieu of toiletries, and has 50 costumes and escort catalogs for rent for extra kinky times—and that’s just in their standard rooms!
The folks behind Friends With Benefits will be churning out a movie about Tinder soon! Worst Tinder Date Ever will be about two people finding love during a disaster-marred Tinder date. Relatable ba?
Speaking of Tinder, there’s now a dating app for Pokemon Go players! Called Pokematch, it lets you “find your very own Brock or Misty” by matching with nearby trainers so you can go on Poke-dates together. Sounds romantic.
Have you seen the fun new character videos for Suicide Squad? They’re doing a spectacular job of hyping up this film; we just hope it’ll live up to all our expectations.
Nicole Scherzinger has always been blipping on our radar, but all the hot bikini photos she’s been posting lately on Instagram has definitely made us stand up and take notice this time. Don’t cha wish your girlfriend was hot like her?
If we can be a movie character, we’d definitely volunteer to be Vin Diesel’s Xander Cage from xXx. He’s got the guns, the girls, the super strength, the badassery—what more can a dude ask for?
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