Time for your weekly dose of man knowledge! Whether you're looking for a hilarious Halloween costume, thinking of revamping your workout routine, or just concerned with the world's future, we've got all the details to keep you glued and up to date!
Looking for an easy Halloween costume? Try this anatomically accurate Penis Mask on for size, or give it to a dickhead (heh) friend!
Loved The Purge? You'll be glad to hear that a Purge TV series is being developed as you're reading this. “What might be interesting in a TV show is with a flashback narrative, if you start on Purge Night but you go back to show how people have gotten to where they are,” says Director James DeMonaco. “It will be interesting to show those arcs, those dramatic and complex arcs that get people to where they pick up a gun or a knife and kill someone else.” Sign us up!
Thinking of popping that zit on your nose? One word: don't. Not only can it leave an ugly scar, but if it's located on the face's “Danger Triangle”—an area that spans part of your eyes, the bridge of your nose, your upper lip and the corners of your mouth—it can actually be fatal. The blood vessels here are directly linked to your brain, and any infection that develops here can (if you're Bad Luck Brian) lead to blindness, paralysis, and even death. Leave the pimple-popping to Dr. Pimple Popper!
Want to be a superhero? Redditor Brohit says not masturbating for 700 days gave him “superpowers,” including a confidence boost, better focus, and higher energy levels. It won't hurt (well, not too much) to try it out, right?
If you're planning to get hitched soon, don't set the date on Valentine's Day: A recent study revealed that Dutch couples who tied the knot on special dates (11-11-11, 01-02-03) had as much as 18-36% higher odds of divorcing compared to those who got married on regular dates. Pencil that on your calendar!
Looking to amp up your weight loss routine? Here are some quick calorie-burning options: An hour of basketball or tennis can burn around 728 calories, an hour of running up some stairs can have you saying goodbye to 819 calories, and jumping rope and running 8 mph for an hour can burn a whopping 1,074 calories. Work out smarter!
Here's a fun date idea: go watch a meteor shower! The Draconids, Orionids, and Leonids will be visible over the next six weeks, so get out of the city and go to a place with clear skies so you can enjoy this rare spectacle!
Craig David's got a new album coming up, and Spotify decided to have fun with the RnB legend by giving him 15 minutes to write an original rap using the words “shot,” “friends,” “vision,” and “hype.” As expected, Craig killed it. Check it out:
In news that scares us sh*tless: US Army execs say a Third World War might happen between the USA and China and Russia due to climate change and provocative actions from smaller nations. It'll be “extremely lethal and fast,” with smart weapons and AI playing key roles. Come on guys, why can't we all just get along?
Still playing Pokemon GO? You're not the only one: Norwegian Prime Minister Erna Solberg was caught fiddling with the app during an opening debate in the Norwegian Parliament last Tuesday. We hope she caught a Blastoise.
Job hunting is never fun, but this guy just found an ingenious way of getting his CV noticed. He placed his resume inside boxes of donuts, hand-delivered the yummy goods to several creative and tech companies, and has since landed several interviews. If you're looking for a job, take notes!
Think sharks are scary? Scientists have recently discovered nearly two-inch teeth belonging to a terrifying (hopefully) prehistoric creature called the Megalolamna paradoxodon. The creature, estimated to be between 3.7 and 7.2 meters long, had chompers perfect for “grasping,” “tearing,” and “cutting” prey, which mostly consisted of medium-sized fish and probably inferior sharks. What a beast.
Sad news: The world's last Rabb's fringe-limbed tree frog, a cute squirt named Toughie, has passed away. So many creatures are becoming extinct, and we hope it's not yet too late to do something about the rest that are still alive!
Need a perk-me-up? Check out these photos of Pope Francis blessing some happy puppies in St. Peter's Square. We don't know who's more #blessed: the dogs or the Pope!
LeBron James and co. had something to say to the POTUS
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