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Sep 24, 2016
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Sit back, relax, and catch up on your weekly dose of man knowledge! For this week: a priest delivery service, botox for your balls, and other stellar advances made by humanity in our quest for world domination. Read on!


Bigger isn't always better: 19-year-old Broc Brown suffers from a genetic disorder that doesn't stop him from growing. He currently clocks in at 7 feet, 8 inches, which once led to him being named the world's tallest teen. Now, it looks like he can give the current record holder for the tallest human being a run for his money!


Can't decide between a hotdog sandwich and a burger? Introducing the Hamdog, a cross between—you guessed it—a hamburger and a hotdog sandwich. Would you try this Frankenstein-ed fast-food creation?


With payday being a few more days away, it's safe to say that we're all on tipid mode right now. Meanwhile, there's Mark Zuckerberg, who had just pledged a mind-boggling $3 BILLION to help scientists treat all diseases. Now, if you've found a way to get Mark as a ninong, please let us know ASAP!


If you're still using your Yahoo accounts, you better change your passwords now: the tech giant confirmed that data "associated with at least 500 million user accounts" have been stolen, including names, email addresses, birthdays, phone numbers, and passwords. Yikes!

The Dalai Lama seems like a guy who'd be really fun to hang out with: aside from being a fountain of spiritual knowledge, he also look like a pretty chill dude. Watch him lampoon Donald Trump here:


Speaking of spiritual knowledge: if you're ever in need of a priest in Japan, you can now have one appear on your doorstep via Amazon's priest delivery service. It's just like having pizza delivered, but instead of pizza, you have actual holy human beings!


Balls that are too wrinkly and saggy for your taste? Here's the solution: Scrotox! Yep, you can now have your balls injected with botox for an uplifiting testicular experience. Positive effects include less sweating and wrinkles, and the illusion of carrying larger balls. No word if Scrotox will give you a more ballin' time in bed.


France just came up with the dream staycation place: the Off Paris Seine Hotel, a floating 58-room hotel docked in Paris' River Seine. Among its main draws are nautical-style interiors, pool and deck, breezy terrace, and stunning views from each room. Throw in a gorgeous Parisian lass, and you've got all the ingredients for a vacation to remember!

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A woman named Mel DeLancey has performed the ultimate sacrifice—she went on 150 Tinder dates to find out what you need for successful Tinder-ing. Key takeaways: witty openings, no dinner for first date, and be genuinely interested in the girl.


Check out Scarlett Johansson as Ghost in the Shell's Major Motoko Kusanagi in these five new trailers. It's spectacularly eerie, and we're really looking forward to it. Will this be a hit or miss?

Must be fun to be a Vietnamese kid: Ho Chi Minh City has banned homework for primary school students, letting them focus on math and Vietnamese, as well as independent learning and life skill exercises. Inggit!


Check out these teaser posters for the new Power RangersMakes you excited for Morphin' Time, huh?


Attention, Potterheads: you can now choose your Patronus in Pottermore! Unfortunately, you can't get Harambe as your patronus, but there are a ton of other creatures up for grabs!


Remember how a 256 MB SD card was already a big deal not so long ago? Well, Sandisk has just come out with a whopping 1B SDXC card. 1 TB, guys. That's like, a whole hard drive in such a tiny space!


Let's all support our very own beauty queen Janine Tugonon to make it big in the Big Apple! The almost-Miss Universe 2012 (Yeah, we're still bitter) just made it to the shortlist of model search Nu Muses, and if luck stays on her side, she'll be shot au naturel (!!!) by celebrity photographer David Bellemere for a calendar. Woohoo!

  

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