Don’t feel bad if you’re one of those people who find it so goddamn difficult to get out of bed in the morning. We feel your pain, bro. In fact, almost everyone #CanRelate to your pain, except for those few annoying "morning people."
We’re envious of how they could wake up at the buttcrack of dawn and not be the grumpy asshats the rest of us tend to be in the morning—so envious, in fact, that we set out on a quest to decode their secrets! As it turns out, a pain-free early wake-up call is actually possible given the right mindset and prepping, and is important for a productive day, among other great reasons.
Read on below for our tips on how to be an early bird for a change!
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Enough sleep is the key to a good night’s shut-eye (duh!). The easiest way to attain that would be by hitting the sack seven to nine hours before your alarm is set to ring, and do your best to stick to that schedule. Remember, early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, happy, and wise!
PREPARE YOUR STUFF THE NIGHT BEFORE
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Avoid getting ngarag early in the day by preparing for your morning routine the night before. Lay out your outfit, fix your baon, and prep the coffeemaker before you crash in bed after a long day—you’ll be amazed at how easier your morning could be when you’re not stressing out about which shirt to wear to school/work.
NO GADGETS IN BED
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If you’re fond of watching TV before your bedtime, make sure the TV’s already off before you start snoozing. And while you’re at it, you might as well also ditch that habit of sleeping with your phone, tablet or, worse, your laptop, tucked in bed beside you. Studies have shown that exposure to your gadgets’ screens can suppress melatonin, the chemical that makes your body fall asleep. Science has spoken; you better listen.
MAKE YOUR ALARM SUPER ANNOYING
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Go the extra mile to make sure your clock or phone does its job tomorrow morning: Place it far from your bed (so you won’t accidentally roll over it and make it shut up) and set the volume loud enough to wake up the whole house. The thought of your grumpy neighbor lodging a noise pollution complaint should force you out of bed in a jiffy!
SET YOUR ALARM BEFORE YOUR ACTUAL WAKE-UP TIME
Are you the type of person who hits the snooze button five times before getting out of bed? Then set your alarm a few minutes before you really have to get up. That should make your “last five minutes” in bed guilt-free.
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Or, better yet, stop hitting the snooze button entirely. The few minutes of shut-eye you get while snoozing isn’t the kind of deep sleep you want to have—most of the time, you’re simply lying in bed with your eyes closed, dreading the next time your alarm will ring. Basically, it’s a waste of time.
DON'T LINGER IN BED
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There are times when it takes a superhuman amount of effort to get out of bed, like when it’s extra cold in the room or when there’s a hot girl under the sheets with you. Our advice: Fight off that kryptonite!
Jump out of bed immediately and resist the urge to lie down again. Yes, we know it’s hard, but trust us, you’ll feel better knowing you’ve made the most out of your waking hours!
In case you need a bit of motivation...
FIND A REASON TO WAKE UP EARLY
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You know how it’s ridiculously easy to wake up on the day of a much-awaited trip or a special occasion? Try to channel that mindset every day by finding a good excuse to get out of bed. It doesn’t have to be a grand reason—it could be as simple as your weekly date with your girlfriend or getting your sweldo. As the commercial goes, para kanino ka nagigising?
STICK TO A SET WAKE-UP TIME
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If you wake up at 6:00 a.m. every day for a month, your body will soon get used to it and you’ll soon find yourself automatically waking up at around that time. Try it—it really works!
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