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My new best friend: The El Rey dildo

June 13, 2007 | 03:53PM

A few days ago I received a package from my very good friends, a couple from Chicago. The last time I talked with them, they told me they bought something for me that I would surely like. They wouldn’t tell me what was in the package. So I thought maybe it was the usual gift from friends like makeup, perfume, or clothing. So I waited for it without much anticipation. Then I finally got a hold of the package they sent me. To my surprise, they bought me this 10-inch silicone dildo. It’s called the “EL REY silicone dildo.”
They were actually wrong ’cause I didn’t like it…but I love it! :) The package comes with the phrase: “You’ll feel like Royalty when you meet up with El Rey.” So, I was like, “Hello there, El Rey. Meet your new queen, Sofie!” Ha ha! You can even choose from three different colors. I got the one in vanilla. But if I had a choice I would prefer the caramel one because the vanilla color is too pale for me. The package describes it as a realistic design with sculpted veins and head and a suction cup base which adheres to any hard and smooth surface—PERFECT FOR HANDS-FREE PLAY! I thought, “Whoa! That, I wanna try!” *Grin*

So I made sure that Vanilla El Rey and I would become very familiar with each other, since I am El Rey’s queen now. *Grin* First I checked the realistic design. Then the most important feature, the softness of the silicone which complemented the hardness of El Rey. :D I thought, “Perfect!”

I rushed to the shower and headed off to my bed. Yes, not because I was getting ready to sleep, but because I wanted El Rey to learn the basics of serving his Queen. ;) So I started to rub my pretty queen down below. I need ed to initiate it since my El Rey lacks the “second finger” feature like the one with rabbit vibrators. While I was doing it, I was stroking El Rey like the real thing. Then when I started to get wet, that was when I started introducing El Rey to my Queen. I was not surprised that they got along pretty well. :D El Rey felt like the real thing. Smooth, soft like the real muscle, and hard as it should be.

It gave me moans and shortness of breath. The shivering of my body when having the Big O made my Queen welcome El Rey even more. I’m pretty sure my queen will be a regular of El Rey’s services.The only problem I have with El Rey is, it is quite heavy for a one-hand stroking maybe thats the reason why it has the hands-free function. I haven’t tried that function yet, though. Now my “cold lonely nights” wouldn’t be that cold and lonely anymore. :D

 
Posted in SOFIELICIOUS, Sexy | 47 Comments »

47 Responses to “My new best friend: The El Rey dildo”

  1. joey Says:

    maybe i can accompany you on your lonely nights? hehehe

  2. decgsg Says:

    Would love to see El Rey and you live in action.

  3. Kikz Says:

    i wish i was EL rey rather EL rey dildo man!

  4. paul Says:

    your so hot in the picture, can i get your email add

  5. slipstream Says:

    I’m sure El Rey lacks the warmth of the real thing! Can I introduce my Emperor to your Queen? :)

  6. OPTIMUS PRIME Says:

    Hello Sofie, would like to lend you a hand with EL REY or you can also lend my realtime EL REY… Can you send me your email add?

  7. chat Says:

    can i have your email ad

  8. joey Says:

    more stories like this sofie! :D

  9. clarence Says:

    im heading to the nearest cr! hahahah

  10. alex Says:

    oh dear Lord you don’t need us guys anymore for your cold & lonely nights. but judging from your first night with El Rey I think we could still make up & give you moans and shortness of breath far better than El Rey can give them to you. give us a chance girl.

  11. Tosh Says:

    hehehehe, sof what can i say… your the best.:) Goodluck with El Rey and hope he can serve the Queen always. if not… hehehehe surely there will still lonely nights.

  12. paul Says:

    hi, just discovered your blog. Its very cool. Good luck with El Rey. If you need more i can give you one. Hehe :p

    More visuals please…

  13. t Says:

    harhar

  14. Sofie Says:

    @ joey – that is very naughty! he he

  15. Sofie Says:

    @ decgsg – Ha ha! Now, that would be porn if I do show it! :D

  16. Sofie Says:

    @ Kikz – He he.. My El Rey Is getting popular.. he he

    @ paul – Thanks Paul! Sure thing.. sofiefhm@yahoo.com

  17. Sofie Says:

    @ slipstream – yup your right.. still in search of something like that. :D

  18. Sofie Says:

    @ OPTIMUS PRIME – Thanks for the offer, but for now Im satisfied with what I have.. :D

  19. Sofie Says:

    @ chat – sure thing! sofiefhm@yahoo.com

    @ joey – Ok Joey! More stories to come.. ;)

  20. Sofie Says:

    @ clarence – Ha ha ha! Thats funny.. and naughty.. ;)

  21. Sofie Says:

    @ alex – Hi Alex! Hmm, I’m just the type who ventures out and try new things and new toys. and Of course nothing beats the real thing!! ;)

  22. Sofie Says:

    @ Tosh – Hey Tosh! Hehe lone nights are over with me.. hehe

    @paul – Hi Paul! Im glad you like my blog.. come back here often.. Thanks! :)

  23. Kanuto Says:

    Hey sofie want to see the real big ben hehehe. My big ben is better than el rey hehehe!

  24. ivan Says:

    Hi Sofie!

    How often do you use El Rey? hope to hear some of your moans…
    D:

  25. Jaye-R Says:

    YOHOO! Im always available to be with you so no more lonely nights. Just send me a message…

  26. bogz Says:

    boy oh boy…wish i was el rey

  27. baz Says:

    wow….could you give us your pic playing with el rey..it sounds like we like your little fantasy there…hahaha

  28. Babe Republic » Sofie’s choice: Why her nights are better with her best friend El Rey Says:

    [...] Here’s an excerpt from her FHM blog entry: A few days ago I received a package from my very good friends, a couple from Chicago. The last time I talked with them, they told me they bought something for me that I would surely like. They wouldn’t tell me what was in the package. So I thought maybe it was the usual gift from friends like makeup, perfume, or clothing. So I waited for it without much anticipation. Then I finally got a hold of the package they sent me. To my surprise, they bought me this 10-inch silicone dildo. It’s called the “EL REY silicone dildo.” [...]

  29. Gohan Says:

    Sofie,

    In case you got tired with el rey, I can be a good “double” for el rey.

  30. Nix Says:

    Hi Sofie! I just discovered your blog…hope you post more pics…thanks! this is really good!

  31. phil Says:

    sofie

    let me be your el rey for one night. will gonna call it “el phil”

    :-)

  32. gabriel Says:

    hey wanna try a real el rey with humps….

  33. jalm Says:

    hi queen sofie,
    im not a prince nor king,
    im just a simple SLAVE
    pero i’ll make sure to serve my QUEEN, while KING El Rey is away!!!
    just inform me if he is away hehehehehe
    your hot

  34. h_vtec Says:

    you’re makin me soooo horny right now sofie!! I love to fantize about you and your El Ray.. you’re sooo naughty talaga!

  35. Jilts Says:

    how I wish na meron pic si sofie dito after she used Mr. Dil :)

    un lang request ko ^_^

  36. finding_couple Says:

    meron din ang wife ko ganyan!!!

  37. trd_ae92 Says:

    whooa! lucky el-REY…

  38. BONGSKIE Says:

    your awesome SOPHIE…

    PRETTY & SEDUCTIVE ON YOUR PICX AS EVER…

    wanna meet you when i get home…luvs u…tsuuuup………..

  39. jUniOr! Says:

    sO wHatS tHe “dILdO” iF u UndErSTaNd wHat I mEan,wHen aM i gOIng 2 sEE iT iNa acTIon,maYbe nExt TiMe sOMe asSisTanCe cAn bE uSefUL,cAnT xPlaIn tHE fEelIngS u gIvE mE,oH mY….

  40. Poe Says:

    Hi sofie, eversince you started I admired those lovely lips of yours, I guess now I would be admiring the “QUEEN” a lot now.

  41. ANYARE Says:

    EL DILDO meets EL REY :)

  42. ridge Says:

    several reactions…
    1. wish you’d be my wife (or atleast GF)
    2. ehem!
    3. hehehe!
    4. aaaarghhh!
    5. I need to smoke ulit…
    6. I’d like to have an intelligent talk with you and see where it goes..

  43. este Says:

    hi

  44. Ray Says:

    thats funny… my name is Ray… hmmm…

  45. george Says:

    this is my first time here, and i must say i’m loving it

  46. Oni Says:

    and that was fast !!!
    just ignore the comment above

  47. clarence Says:

    will there be el rey part 2 handsfree nights!!!?

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