Harharhar! Hopefully nobody minds

1. "I just realized that I don't want to
be touched."
2. "Di kita maalagaan ng tulad ng ineexpect
mo. You deserve someone better. That's not me."
3. "Lasing lang ako kagabi. Sorry."
4. Ito kinwento sa aking ng friend ko, na sinabi
daw sa kanya ng boyfriend niya. "We are too
different from each other." To which my angry
friend retorted: "Tama ka diyan! I'm a woman,
you're a wuss."
5. "It's not you, it's me..." Vaket? Whats
wrong with you?... Kunyari, patay malisya para
pahirapan sya...
6. "I can no longer handle multiple priorities!!"
7. Well ganyan talaga ang life...and that's reality.
BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME!!! (",)