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Offline Flipyanks

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Re: Collectible Jokes
« Reply #336 on: September 03, 2012, 11:11:25 PM »
Q: ano parusa sa isang Bigamist?


A: Dalawang Biyenan .bwahahahaah!!!

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Re: Collectible Jokes
« Reply #335 on: July 31, 2012, 11:44:32 AM »
may nagtext...

"minsan ka na nga lang pumasa sa pregnancy test pa!"

1 line lang ako.. hahahaha  ;D

Offline zye

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Re: Collectible Jokes
« Reply #334 on: April 11, 2012, 10:53:53 PM »
gf nagtext sa bf

gf: I like the way you kissed me last night babe, especially when you've passed the chewing gum to my mouth.

bf: anong chewing gum? inubo ako plema yun ninguya mo? EWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Offline MikCireh

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Re: Collectible Jokes
« Reply #333 on: January 19, 2012, 01:24:16 PM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQq_4rkv9pg

Is suprising someone a joke, for me it is.. so here is a funny video suprising people.. hahaha :)) 0:42 is the best reaction imo  ;D

Offline odmen01

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Re: Collectible Jokes
« Reply #332 on: May 19, 2011, 09:09:18 PM »
The escaping convict sure is gay...............would have been much horny if that was a straight one

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Re: Collectible Jokes
« Reply #331 on: May 24, 2010, 10:46:45 AM »
Anak:  Tay, sabi ni Nanay pangit daw ako, mukhang unggoy, at walang silbi sa buhay...hu..hu..hu...
Tatay: Ha? Sinabi nya yun sa iyo?
Anak:  Opo. Hu..hu..hu..
Tatay: Nanay mo talaga, ayaw pa akong diretsahin.

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Offline robertdalusa

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Re: Collectible Jokes
« Reply #330 on: May 18, 2010, 04:58:02 PM »
Filipino vs. Foreigner

Girl A: Ano mas gusto mo mapangasawa, Filipino o Foreigner?
Girl B: Foreigner!
Girl A: Bakit naman Foreigner?
Girl B: Para pag nag-away kami, kahit ano sabihin niya sa akin, hindi ko maiintindihan...he..he..he... ;D

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Offline devil_von_andrei

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Re: Collectible Jokes
« Reply #329 on: January 19, 2010, 12:49:31 AM »
Multo. . .
Anak: Pa, may multo daw sa kusina natin? 

Papa: Anak, sino naman nagsabi sa iyo niyan?

Anak: Si Mama po!

Papa: Ay nako, wag ka nga magpapaniwala dun! wala namang multo eh! Ang mabuti pa samahan mo na lang ako sa kusina at iinom lang ako ng tubig!!
 

Offline cHuRrd

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Re: Collectible Jokes
« Reply #328 on: July 20, 2009, 08:21:22 AM »
a rich widow was lukin 4 a husband, who wont beat her up,wont run away and has to be great in bed..hundreds applied but no 1 qualified..until 1 day,her doorbell rang & saw a man w/ no arms & no legs lying on her welcome mat..

Woman: What do you want?

Man: I'm da man u r lukin 4..i wont beat u up coz i have no arms & won't run away coz i have no legs..

Woman: What makes u think u are great in bed? ???

Man: Hulaan mo kung ano ung pinang-doorbell ko? ;)

Offline cHuRrd

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Re: Collectible Jokes
« Reply #327 on: July 20, 2009, 08:16:39 AM »

Dan Torres frm Bicol nag-TNT sa U.S.A. nag grocery sya.

Cashier: Visa or Master?

Dan: (Kabado) hanap visa ko?

Sakay auto nya harurot but he nids gas..

Attendant: Pay First!

Dan: (Nerbyos) Patay! Papers dw?

Run xa sa fone booth 2 call home..

autofone greeted him: AT&T..Can i help u?

Dan: (Namutla) alam na tnt aq?

Pawisang labas sya ng booth..

tanung ng next na Kano: are you done?

Dan: Name q alam nla?

Kano: Tourist?

Dan: Apelyido rin..

Kano: Be Cool!

Dan: Pati probinsya ko? hinimatay xa..

haha! lol!


Offline devil_von_andrei

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Boy and Gurl
« Reply #326 on: June 14, 2009, 04:00:13 PM »


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Offline devil_von_andrei

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Walang Tutulong
« Reply #325 on: June 14, 2009, 03:49:01 PM »
(Sa Loob ng Beerhouse)

GRO(habang sumasayaw): "Ganito po sa amen, walang maayos na trabaho... Walang tutulong..."
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ako gigiling!"

Offline binondocenter

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Re: Collectible Jokes
« Reply #324 on: June 03, 2009, 10:50:40 AM »
basa mode muna........

Offline devil_von_andrei

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Re: Collectible Jokes
« Reply #323 on: June 01, 2009, 12:22:57 PM »
An Escaped Convict

An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom.  As soon as he had a chance, the husband turned to his voluptuous young wife, bound up on the bed in a skimpy nightgown, and whispered,  "Honey, this guy hasn't seen a woman in years.  Just cooperate with anything he wants.  If he wants to have sex with you, just go along with it and pretend you like it.  Our lives depend on it."
"Dear," the wife hissed, spitting out her gag, "I'm so relieved you feel that way, because he just told me he thinks you have a really nice, tight-looking ass!!!!!!!" c",)


by funs.co.uk

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Re: Collectible Jokes
« Reply #322 on: May 14, 2009, 12:26:49 AM »
GMA: I'm planning to stop poverty and mass starvation.

Erap: Alam mo Gloria..yung poverty madaling pigilin... pero ang
masturbation...Aba eh magisip-isip ka muna... human rights violation  yan!


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