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Offline wanderwoman

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Re: Collectible Jokes
« Reply #338 on: September 09, 2014, 01:01:10 AM »
Juan: Oh pare, bakit naman ang tagal mo? Kanina pa ako naghihintay sayo ah.

Pedro: Pasensya na pare. Dumalo kasi ako sa libing ng biyenan ko eh.

Juan: Biyenan mo? Ha?! Kailan namatay?! Bakit ang dami mong galos at kalmot?!

Pedro: Kanina lang. Lumaban eh.

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Re: Collectible Jokes
« Reply #337 on: September 08, 2014, 10:03:04 PM »
Juan: Oh pare, bakit naman ang tagal mo? Kanina pa ako naghihintay sayo ah.

Pedro: Pasensya na pare. Dumalo kasi ako sa libing ng biyenan ko eh.

Juan: Biyenan mo? Ha?! Kailan namatay?! Bakit ang dami mong galos at kalmot?!

Pedro: Kanina lang. Lumaban eh.

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Re: Collectible Jokes
« Reply #336 on: September 03, 2012, 11:11:25 PM »
Q: ano parusa sa isang Bigamist?


A: Dalawang Biyenan .bwahahahaah!!!

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Re: Collectible Jokes
« Reply #335 on: July 31, 2012, 11:44:32 AM »
may nagtext...

"minsan ka na nga lang pumasa sa pregnancy test pa!"

1 line lang ako.. hahahaha  ;D

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Re: Collectible Jokes
« Reply #334 on: April 11, 2012, 10:53:53 PM »
gf nagtext sa bf

gf: I like the way you kissed me last night babe, especially when you've passed the chewing gum to my mouth.

bf: anong chewing gum? inubo ako plema yun ninguya mo? EWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Offline MikCireh

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Re: Collectible Jokes
« Reply #333 on: January 19, 2012, 01:24:16 PM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQq_4rkv9pg

Is suprising someone a joke, for me it is.. so here is a funny video suprising people.. hahaha :)) 0:42 is the best reaction imo  ;D

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Re: Collectible Jokes
« Reply #332 on: May 19, 2011, 09:09:18 PM »
The escaping convict sure is gay...............would have been much horny if that was a straight one

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Re: Collectible Jokes
« Reply #331 on: May 24, 2010, 10:46:45 AM »
Anak:  Tay, sabi ni Nanay pangit daw ako, mukhang unggoy, at walang silbi sa buhay...hu..hu..hu...
Tatay: Ha? Sinabi nya yun sa iyo?
Anak:  Opo. Hu..hu..hu..
Tatay: Nanay mo talaga, ayaw pa akong diretsahin.

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Re: Collectible Jokes
« Reply #330 on: May 18, 2010, 04:58:02 PM »
Filipino vs. Foreigner

Girl A: Ano mas gusto mo mapangasawa, Filipino o Foreigner?
Girl B: Foreigner!
Girl A: Bakit naman Foreigner?
Girl B: Para pag nag-away kami, kahit ano sabihin niya sa akin, hindi ko maiintindihan...he..he..he... ;D

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Offline devil_von_andrei

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Re: Collectible Jokes
« Reply #329 on: January 19, 2010, 12:49:31 AM »
Multo. . .
Anak: Pa, may multo daw sa kusina natin? 

Papa: Anak, sino naman nagsabi sa iyo niyan?

Anak: Si Mama po!

Papa: Ay nako, wag ka nga magpapaniwala dun! wala namang multo eh! Ang mabuti pa samahan mo na lang ako sa kusina at iinom lang ako ng tubig!!
 

Offline cHuRrd

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Re: Collectible Jokes
« Reply #328 on: July 20, 2009, 08:21:22 AM »
a rich widow was lukin 4 a husband, who wont beat her up,wont run away and has to be great in bed..hundreds applied but no 1 qualified..until 1 day,her doorbell rang & saw a man w/ no arms & no legs lying on her welcome mat..

Woman: What do you want?

Man: I'm da man u r lukin 4..i wont beat u up coz i have no arms & won't run away coz i have no legs..

Woman: What makes u think u are great in bed? ???

Man: Hulaan mo kung ano ung pinang-doorbell ko? ;)

Offline cHuRrd

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Re: Collectible Jokes
« Reply #327 on: July 20, 2009, 08:16:39 AM »

Dan Torres frm Bicol nag-TNT sa U.S.A. nag grocery sya.

Cashier: Visa or Master?

Dan: (Kabado) hanap visa ko?

Sakay auto nya harurot but he nids gas..

Attendant: Pay First!

Dan: (Nerbyos) Patay! Papers dw?

Run xa sa fone booth 2 call home..

autofone greeted him: AT&T..Can i help u?

Dan: (Namutla) alam na tnt aq?

Pawisang labas sya ng booth..

tanung ng next na Kano: are you done?

Dan: Name q alam nla?

Kano: Tourist?

Dan: Apelyido rin..

Kano: Be Cool!

Dan: Pati probinsya ko? hinimatay xa..

haha! lol!


Offline devil_von_andrei

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« Reply #326 on: June 14, 2009, 04:00:13 PM »


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Offline devil_von_andrei

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Walang Tutulong
« Reply #325 on: June 14, 2009, 03:49:01 PM »
(Sa Loob ng Beerhouse)

GRO(habang sumasayaw): "Ganito po sa amen, walang maayos na trabaho... Walang tutulong..."
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ako gigiling!"

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Re: Collectible Jokes
« Reply #324 on: June 03, 2009, 10:50:40 AM »
basa mode muna........