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Offline eurikarey

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Re: Collectible Jokes
« Reply #339 on: October 28, 2014, 09:47:27 PM »
Hit Quote and say something kung naka-relate ka.... :P

A woman takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work.
One day, her 10-year-old son hides in the closet during one of her romps. Her husband comes home unexpectedly, so she hides the lover in the closet.
The little boy says, “it’s dark in here.”
The man whispers, “yes, it is.”
“I have a baseball,” the boy responds.
“That’s nice.”
“Want to buy it?”
“No, thanks.”
“My dad’s outside.”
“Okay, how much?”
“$350.”
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom’s lover end up in the closet together.
“It’s dark in here,” the boy begins.
“Yes, it is.”
“I have a baseball glove.”
The man thinks about the last time they were in the closet together, and decided to cut to the chase — “How much?”
“$650.”
“Fine.”
A few days later, the father says to the boy, “grab your ball and glove. Let’s go outside and play some catch!”
“I can’t. I sold them.”
“How much did you sell them for?”
“$1,000,” the boy replies, smilingly widely.
His father responds, “it’s terrible to overcharge your friends like that. That’s way more than those two things cost. I’m going to take you to church to confess.”
The two go to church, and the boy’s father escorts him to the confession booth. Once inside, the boy states, “it’s dark in here.”
The priest replies, “don’t start that crap again!”

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Re: Collectible Jokes
« Reply #338 on: September 09, 2014, 01:01:10 AM »
Juan: Oh pare, bakit naman ang tagal mo? Kanina pa ako naghihintay sayo ah.

Pedro: Pasensya na pare. Dumalo kasi ako sa libing ng biyenan ko eh.

Juan: Biyenan mo? Ha?! Kailan namatay?! Bakit ang dami mong galos at kalmot?!

Pedro: Kanina lang. Lumaban eh.

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Re: Collectible Jokes
« Reply #337 on: September 08, 2014, 10:03:04 PM »
Juan: Oh pare, bakit naman ang tagal mo? Kanina pa ako naghihintay sayo ah.

Pedro: Pasensya na pare. Dumalo kasi ako sa libing ng biyenan ko eh.

Juan: Biyenan mo? Ha?! Kailan namatay?! Bakit ang dami mong galos at kalmot?!

Pedro: Kanina lang. Lumaban eh.

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Re: Collectible Jokes
« Reply #336 on: September 03, 2012, 11:11:25 PM »
Q: ano parusa sa isang Bigamist?


A: Dalawang Biyenan .bwahahahaah!!!

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Re: Collectible Jokes
« Reply #335 on: July 31, 2012, 11:44:32 AM »
may nagtext...

"minsan ka na nga lang pumasa sa pregnancy test pa!"

1 line lang ako.. hahahaha  ;D

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Re: Collectible Jokes
« Reply #334 on: April 11, 2012, 10:53:53 PM »
gf nagtext sa bf

gf: I like the way you kissed me last night babe, especially when you've passed the chewing gum to my mouth.

bf: anong chewing gum? inubo ako plema yun ninguya mo? EWWWWWWWWWWWWW

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Re: Collectible Jokes
« Reply #333 on: January 19, 2012, 01:24:16 PM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQq_4rkv9pg

Is suprising someone a joke, for me it is.. so here is a funny video suprising people.. hahaha :)) 0:42 is the best reaction imo  ;D

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Re: Collectible Jokes
« Reply #332 on: May 19, 2011, 09:09:18 PM »
The escaping convict sure is gay...............would have been much horny if that was a straight one

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Re: Collectible Jokes
« Reply #331 on: May 24, 2010, 10:46:45 AM »
Anak:  Tay, sabi ni Nanay pangit daw ako, mukhang unggoy, at walang silbi sa buhay...hu..hu..hu...
Tatay: Ha? Sinabi nya yun sa iyo?
Anak:  Opo. Hu..hu..hu..
Tatay: Nanay mo talaga, ayaw pa akong diretsahin.

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There is something available to learn from others if we will take the time to listen.

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Re: Collectible Jokes
« Reply #330 on: May 18, 2010, 04:58:02 PM »
Filipino vs. Foreigner

Girl A: Ano mas gusto mo mapangasawa, Filipino o Foreigner?
Girl B: Foreigner!
Girl A: Bakit naman Foreigner?
Girl B: Para pag nag-away kami, kahit ano sabihin niya sa akin, hindi ko maiintindihan...he..he..he... ;D

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Re: Collectible Jokes
« Reply #329 on: January 19, 2010, 12:49:31 AM »
Multo. . .
Anak: Pa, may multo daw sa kusina natin? 

Papa: Anak, sino naman nagsabi sa iyo niyan?

Anak: Si Mama po!

Papa: Ay nako, wag ka nga magpapaniwala dun! wala namang multo eh! Ang mabuti pa samahan mo na lang ako sa kusina at iinom lang ako ng tubig!!
 

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Re: Collectible Jokes
« Reply #328 on: July 20, 2009, 08:21:22 AM »
a rich widow was lukin 4 a husband, who wont beat her up,wont run away and has to be great in bed..hundreds applied but no 1 qualified..until 1 day,her doorbell rang & saw a man w/ no arms & no legs lying on her welcome mat..

Woman: What do you want?

Man: I'm da man u r lukin 4..i wont beat u up coz i have no arms & won't run away coz i have no legs..

Woman: What makes u think u are great in bed? ???

Man: Hulaan mo kung ano ung pinang-doorbell ko? ;)

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Re: Collectible Jokes
« Reply #327 on: July 20, 2009, 08:16:39 AM »

Dan Torres frm Bicol nag-TNT sa U.S.A. nag grocery sya.

Cashier: Visa or Master?

Dan: (Kabado) hanap visa ko?

Sakay auto nya harurot but he nids gas..

Attendant: Pay First!

Dan: (Nerbyos) Patay! Papers dw?

Run xa sa fone booth 2 call home..

autofone greeted him: AT&T..Can i help u?

Dan: (Namutla) alam na tnt aq?

Pawisang labas sya ng booth..

tanung ng next na Kano: are you done?

Dan: Name q alam nla?

Kano: Tourist?

Dan: Apelyido rin..

Kano: Be Cool!

Dan: Pati probinsya ko? hinimatay xa..

haha! lol!


Offline devil_von_andrei

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« Reply #326 on: June 14, 2009, 04:00:13 PM »


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Offline devil_von_andrei

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« Reply #325 on: June 14, 2009, 03:49:01 PM »
(Sa Loob ng Beerhouse)

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ako gigiling!"