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ILLUSTRATION: MIKE GALLARDO

A young man goes into a pharmacy and tells the pharmacist, “Could you give me a condom? I’m going to my girlfriend’s house for dinner and I might get lucky!” The pharmacist gives him the condom, but as the young man is going out, he returns and says: “Give me another condom. My girlfriend’s sister is very cute ad she always crosses her legs provocatively when she sees me. I might get lucky with her, too.”

As the boy leaves again he turns back and says: “I need one more condom. My girlfriend’s mom is still pretty cute and she always makes eye contact. I think she is expecting me to make a move!” During dinner, the young man is sitting with his girlfriend on his left, the sister on his right and the mum facing him. When the dad gets there, the boy lowers his head and starts praying, “Dear Lord, bless this dinner and thank you for all you gave us.” A minute later the boy is still praying; “Thank you, Lord, for your kindness.” Ten minutes go by and the boy is still praying while still keeping his head down.

Finally, his girlfriend gets closer to the boy and whispers in his ear, “I didn’t know you were so religious.” To which the boy replies, “I didn’t know your dad was a pharmacist!

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  • Dale_anthony Jul 03 2010 @ 07:10pm Reply Report Abuse
    hahaa.....nice.
  • knight413 Jul 05 2010 @ 01:19pm Reply Report Abuse
    simple but nice...
  • mdjas03 Jul 07 2010 @ 11:08pm Reply Report Abuse
    lagot ka.haha
  • kaluguran05 Jul 15 2010 @ 10:13am Reply Report Abuse
    Hehehehe..dead kang bata ka..hehehe.
  • richmond612 Aug 13 2010 @ 12:44am Reply Report Abuse
    huli ka balbon!!
  • pogiboy13 Sep 07 2010 @ 06:34am Reply Report Abuse
    hehe.. nice one.. but as far as i can remember.. i read this article already way back 2003...
  • [email protected] Sep 08 2010 @ 12:22pm Reply Report Abuse
    hahahahaha!!!!
    boking ka ngayon!!!
    manyak!!
    hahaha
  • rodgegwapito01 Sep 30 2010 @ 05:07pm Reply Report Abuse
    ahaha..cool!
  • hot_rod2005 Oct 04 2010 @ 01:39pm Reply Report Abuse
    Nabasa ko na to eh!FHM din!
  • dark14 Oct 16 2010 @ 03:39am Reply Report Abuse
    e t*ng* ka pla eeh..sa fhm naman talaga yan...ang pino post lng d2 ung napili lng nila...utak mu nga paki gamit!
  • vaderknigth Oct 19 2010 @ 07:09pm Reply Report Abuse
    nice joke
  • shnl_jester Apr 29 2011 @ 08:25pm Reply Report Abuse
    BINGO!
  • chocolab Oct 06 2011 @ 07:57pm Reply Report Abuse
    Damn dude. you\'re BUSTED!^^
  • ches24 Dec 28 2011 @ 01:56pm Reply Report Abuse
    the best hahahaha
  • matpogi Jun 02 2012 @ 11:55pm Reply Report Abuse
    whahahahahahahahah!!!!! nice one!
  • rmamales Oct 31 2012 @ 12:18am Reply Report Abuse
    HahaahahhahahA loser
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