A man standing in line at a counter of a grocery store was very surprised when a very attractive woman behind him said, “Hello!” Her face was beaming. He gave her that “Who are you?” look because he couldn’t remember ever having seen her before. Noticing his look, she figured she had made a mistake and apologized. “Look,” she said. “I’m sorry but when I first saw you, I thought you were the father of one of my children” and walked out of the store.

The guy was dumbfounded and thought to himself, “What the hell is the world coming to? Here is an attractive woman who can’t keep track of who fathers her children!” Then he got a little panicky. He ran out the store, caught her in the parking lot and asked, “Are you the girl I met at a party in college and then we got really drunk and had wild crazy sex on the pool table in front of everyone?” “No,” she said with a horrified look on her face. “I’m your son’s second grade teacher!”

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  • lordlauel Jun 24 2006 @ 08:29am Reply Report Abuse
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  • choki8z Aug 19 2006 @ 05:04pm Reply Report Abuse
    loko pahiya ka no hehehe
  • vin_striker Oct 25 2006 @ 09:14pm Reply Report Abuse
    naman, npgha2lata!
  • ZANZETZUKEN Nov 30 2006 @ 11:14pm Reply Report Abuse
  • jarthur Jul 27 2007 @ 12:14am Reply Report Abuse
    Buti nga sa kanya. Akala nya mapipick-up nya yun lady. Clean your mind meyn!
  • gnewxel Dec 01 2008 @ 03:51pm Reply Report Abuse
    all men do everything just to get they think they would.. but most of the time they failed!
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