Kissing Love Tester
Straight from the guys at Seems Legit Co., this cute, little doohickey will put your passion to the test. Hold it with your partner, and kiss. If you did well, it plays a song; if not, well, you better step it up.
Cool or no? No, if you need a gadget to tell you you’re a bad kisser. Cool if you’re trying to trick a girl into kissing you.
Control Your Man Talking Remote
Women talk a lot. This talking remote should help alleviate that dilemma a bit. With just a push of the button, your partner will be able to tell you exactly what she wants in short phrases men will understand!
Cool or no? If you like feeling like a robot, then by all means, get her this now.
Design Go Share Phones
Two pairs of earphones integrated into one plug, gangbanging your iPod. Brilliant.
Cool or no? Definitely cool. But don’t let her catch you using it with some other girl. That’s some mighty potent fight fuel right there.
8 Bit Dynamic Life Shirt
Like one of those couple shirts we see nowadays, only more high-tech. Those six hearts light up when you’re within hugging distance of your partner, and powers down as you part. Aww.
Cool or no? Geeky chic and cheesy cool.
8 Bit Flower Bouquet
For those with girlfriends who think real roses are too mainstream.
Cool or no? Shut up and take our money!
Tandem ‘Brellas
With a larger surface area and more handles than traditional umbrellas, this looks to be a practical solution for couples walking in the rain.
Cool or no? Nifty, but only if you and your girlfriend are around the same height. Also, it kind of implies that you’d like some distance between you and her, which is the opposite of what you’re trying to achieve.
Made With Love Sandwich Bags
Sandwich bags with kiss marks on them. So, not only did she make you a sandwich, she even put ‘em in these tacky things!
Cool or no? Depends on how good the sandwich is.
Remote Control Candles
These remote-controlled color-changing fake candles tell your partner “I’d like to get you into the mood but I simply cannot risk burning the house down.”
Cool or no? There’s no actual flame, so it's pretty chill, temperature-wise.