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"Don't take drugs without your parents"

The premise: A girl bothers her brother complaining that her tummy aches. Know-it-all big bro tells her he knows what to do, and proceeds to get some "really strong stuff" that his dad uses. WIll the two learn just how strong that stuff is?

Lesson learned: Be wary when your older brother starts being too nice to you. Also, unless you want a costumed loony hanging out by the window, don't leave the bathroom windows open.

"Don't hide in a fridge"

The premise: A gang of boys play some hide and seek. One of them, John, goes a-missing. A mustachioed G.I. Joe butts in and finds John just chilling out, negating much of his excitement.

Lesson learned: Like we said above, it's not a good idea to hide in a fridge. Unless you're a pack of patties.

"Don't pet strange dogs"

The premise: A boy walks down the street. Soon, a dog appears in front of him. As he gets near t he brown muscular dog, without hesitation he says, "hey doggy! Nice doggy! Here boy! Come on!" This infuriates the dog, nearly biting him.

Lesson learned: Dogs don't like it when you're too loud. Their ears are more sensitive than ours.