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Curves, as road signs suggest, can be fatal. While they warn you of a clear and present danger, they simply can’t be avoided. You can fight it all you want, sure. But why subject yourself to all the hassle when you can simply enjoy the ride. 

Take a good look at Carla Bianca. She kept us company at our dorm during the FHM 100 Sexiest Party, but her 34-26-34 curves kept everyone in wide-eyed amazement!  Obviously, those assets deserve more than 15 minutes of fame. Hence, hello Carla—our 100% hottie for August! 

Before we start, synthetic or natural?
This is all natural. Ha ha ha! It’s probably in the genes because most of my relatives have a gifted front, too. My boobs probably just grew up a little more than everyone else, having their own lives. Ha ha ha!

Own lives?
Yes, ha ha ha! Well, every time I walk around they bounce and jiggle like cute little puppies running. Ha ha ha!

So did you give them names?
Ahm, B1 and B2. Ha ha ha!

But seriously when did you realize their bigger compared to other girls?
Probably when I was in high school, lagi nga nila akong iniinis dati. But I just let it pass, actually even up to know iniinis pa rin ako. Ha ha ha!

Speaking of your school days, you were in our FHM dorm.
Yeah, it was really fun. I shared the scene with Jewel, halos magka-statistics kami but she has a smaller waist. And we were there just walking around naked, parang normal na araw lang.

So you do go bare naked on your idle days?
Oo naman. I never went to a dorm but every time I’m at home I feel more comfortable slacking around and sleeping in my birthday suit. 

So other than going naked in your free time, how do you spend a regular day?
I do go-sees for work. Check out my accounts in the internet, chill lang. I’m more of a home budd—I don’t socialize much outside.

You don’t go out?
I don’t like going out, but if my friends insist, I’ll go naman. It’s just that I hate it when guys try to hit on you.

And we’re sure that comes by a lot.
Yes naman, pero minsan sinusungitan ko na lang talaga hanggang umalis. Minsan nga my friends feel sorry for them pero sinasabi ko talaga ‘wag silang maawa. It’s just plain creepy when guys flirt around.

And how would you handle an ultra creepy guy lurking around?
Wala nang tanung-tanong, I’ll ask the gurad to kick him out of the bar. Ha ha ha!

Then what does it take to get close to you?
Common friends, I’m not comfortable with strangers. At least dapat may common friend kami para may mapag-usapan, hindi awkward. Things like that, besides if I like a guy kahit gaano ka gwapo yan, I won’t approach him. A common friend is very important. 

So looks don’t count?
Pretty much.

You always say you’re shy, but you were so eager to take off your clothes during the shoot.
Ako? Nahihiya? Sinabi ko lang ‘yun. Ha ha ha! Alam ko naman in this line of business walang lugar para sa hiya-hiya.

And how does all these, sounds to your parents?
Well for a start, my dad is not okay with it. Ha ha ha! But I’m my own girl now, so as long as I know what I’m doing it’s all good. Besides, I won’t do anything crazy.

Crazy like?
Crazy like, go wild, rebel on, and just show everything. Things that should be kept on private grounds. Ha ha ha!

And how do you think would you fare compared to the last 100% FHM Hottie?
I’ve seen Tracy and Mellow’s 100% FHM hottie stint. I’ll consider that crazy and wild! Ha ha ha! But I think, guys will still enjoy my sets. If not, bahala na sila.

For sure, your social network friends will grow exponentially after this.
Hindi rin, I don’t add people I don’t know. Kahit na may common friends kami. The common friend rule only applies in the tangible world. Ha ha ha!

PHOTOGRAPHY BY: ROY MACAM
INTERVIEW: MARC LAURENZE CELIS
STYLING: MARC LAURENZE CELIS
MAKE UP: DIANA DE CASTRO for dmakeupartist.multiply.com
HAIR: EDWIN SAYSON
Special thanks to Wet Shop