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“My name is nancy, At the gym he captivates me first with those sparkling white teeth plus his cute smile. But the story did not end there we talk and start to feel comfortable with each other his breath is like an addiction more potent than oxygen more like a cool breeze of fresh air on top of the mountain. It did capture me first and now we are together and it seems like first breath last, not only his breath smells good but his character and inner aspects are also as fresh as his breath. It's only now that i realized it was not love at first sight it was really his fresh and cool breath that captured me.”
- Nancy Guevarra

1. Kalyo (Calluses)! Sa tigas parang paw na ng aso, may grip effect pa sa sahig!
2. Ingrown parati sa big toe ko. Hindi 1 kung hindi 2 big toes. Hindi ko kasi mapantay ang kuko ko pag nagnnail cutter ako. Grrr
3. Hindi ko alam kung valid ito as an ailment but may gap na ang big toe ko and yung tatabi niya na toe dahil sa parati kong pagsuot ng tsinelas nung bata ako. Kaya ngayon, never again ako susuot ng tsinelas (kahit havaianas pa yan!)
4. Athletes foot, nahiya man ako sabihin, napakalakas ang amoy ng paa ko. Siguro dahil mapawisin paa ko. Pag nilagyan ko ng foot powder, lalo lang umaasim ang amoy. WTF?
5. Heel pain! Isa pa yang lintik sa buhay ko. Pagkatapos ko maglakad ng konti sumasakit na heels ko. Hindi naman ako mataba. Baka sa sobrang payat ko, kumikiskis buto ko sa sahig.”

1. Twin Peaks - a salivating serving of 2 beef patties topped with a heaping mound of mashed potato with cherry tomato on top.
2. Orbs Delight in 34D - 2 scoops of vanilla ice cream, laced with chocolate syryup with almond on top.
3. Malutong na Utong (Liempo with nips*) - Deep fried to perfection, you feel as if you want to lick the nips, in tahong sauce. Yummy* Nipple
4. Basket of Breasts - Chicken breasts grilled, in chicken liver sauce with fresh green salad.
5. Jellos and Melons - a light dessert of soft jellos and juicy melon balls with a light alcohol based sweet syrup.

“i e-mailed becaus i want to join about the loveletter contest for this month. and i exactly have the reason to visit your store. here it goes: ‘i am a virgin. i want to know how. and i want to get laid...’ hahaha that's it.”

“Heck, first time i saw that car up close was when I was in Macau, it was super low and uber-cool, my jaw dropped! so, if i ever owned a car like that with 500HP engine like a F430 Spider, I'd go from Manila to Pagudpod passing through Vigan and Laoag at 200mph (if that's possible here in this country) stopping for only gas, food and glacing through FHM during scenic spots. I'd be there before sunrise and try to take it to the sand and kick dirt in the wind while yelling: ‘this is the way of MEN!!!’”

1. The smell of gasoline fumes in a Gas station in the morning
2. Tagaytay rain
3. Fresh meat in palengke
4. Freshly sharpened Pencils
5. Newly opened Magazine, the smell of print.

"Make me a haiku"
Said the hot girl. Dumbfounded,
I shrieked a high "Coo!"

1. "A weak soul? You're good as a leach"
2. "This is not over until I tear off your black soul"
3. "They say the more the merrier, but this is what I say... "the less limbs you are, you're dead"
4. "In all fairness, I'll just have to kill you"
5. "To go blind is to swallow this bullet"