Jinri's Choice: 10 Musicians Who Can Score An FHM Babe!

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Look at that! Yours truly is going to be a part of the FHM.com.ph crew for a while! I don’t know, the guys asked me to do something similar to Lourd De Veyra’s This Is A Crazy Planets, which is ridiculous because he’s in a whole different level in the first place. But I can sure try; here’s to me doing my best to keep you posted every month!

In my first order of business, I will be talking about 10 OPM musicians who I believe could easily land an FHM babe any time of day, any day of the week. Being a performer is in itself a head turner, but the qualities we girls are aiming for are certainly much more than that. I’m talking about indisputable talent, humbled attitude towards fame, and most impressively, a good sense of humor, all of which I know you will be able to pick up, my dear reader. You’d be catching my fancy if you do! I’m pretty sure we are all into Chito Miranda or Rico Blanco, so let’s get down to it!

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Miggy Chavez
Vocalist, Chicosci
Why babes love him: Miggy is easily one of the hottest musicians floating out there in the local scene, but it’s his sarcastic humor and superb talent in sketching that will key in on him landing any babe out there. It also doesn’t hurt that his punk rock band remains to be alive and kicking. Hands up if you share the same sentiment!
Add pogi points for: Sense of humor
His makalaglag panty song: “Breathe Again”, from the album Chicosci

Chito Miranda
Vocalist, Parokya Ni Edgar
Why babes love him: It would be a crime not to include Chito Miranda in this list, because no babe would hesitate if given the chance to date him. Chito’s charisma, songwriting talent, and legendary humor onstage earned him a fan base that circles around any gender, young and old. And I heard the rest of PNE are all gentlemen!
Add pogi points for: Undeniable charisma
His makalaglag panty song: “Mr. Suave”, from the album Bigotilyo

Tutti Caringal
Vocalist, 6Cyclemind
Why babes love him: I only have three words to describe this dude: tall, dark, and handsome! Okay, maybe I’m being a little bit biased; not because we recently made a music video for 6Cyclemind’s latest single, and certainly not because I want the FHM nation to check it out. But you know, here’s the YouTube link if you insist. You want to see it, right?
Add pogi points for: Rugged handsomeness
His makalaglag panty song: “Basta Ako”, from the album Good By Sunday

Miguel Escueta
Solo artist
Why babes love him: It’s pretty obvious that any FHM babe would find this one cute, since he has that boy next door quality which a lot of girls go crazy for. What impresses me the most however is the fact that he’s been keeping his music underground, despite the fact that he could easily be a major OPM star by now. He knows what he wants!
Add pogi points for: Boy next door demeanor
His makalaglag panty song: “Now It Starts”, from the album Now It Starts

Rico Blanco
Solo artist
Why babes love him: The former Rivermaya frontman has that something about him that makes him so damn sexy, and I’m still trying to figure out what it is. I guess FHM babes would find the mysterious premise hot, but Rico Blanco scores millions of pogi points for his kick-ass voice and Lennon-like songwriting skills. Am I going too far?
Add pogi points for: Sheer talent
His makalaglag panty song: “Your Universe”, from the album Your Universe

Ted Mark Cruz
Drummer, Sponge Cola
Why babes love him: I’m telling you right now, Ted is the kind of guy that attracts all the goods vibes in life. With his charming smile and unbelievable skills on the drums I find myself smiling whenever he is around. It also helps that they also have a frontman with an inviting personality in Yael Yuzon. Damn it, Sponge Cola, why are you all so pogi?!
Add pogi points for: Good vibes
His makalaglag panty song: “Di Na Mababawi”, from the album Sponge Cola

Enzo Villegas
Vocalist, Eevee
Why babes love him: FHM nation, I’m commanding you to watch out for this guy. I would have to say that he is one of the cutest people I have ever met. Hands down one of the nicest guys with crazy talent! A little bit of trivia: his Davao-based 4-piece band won the Nescafe 3 in 1 Soundskool contest in 2009. Success is written all over him, which is what babes want!
Add pogi points for: Full of promise
His makalaglag panty song: “Sarap Maging Single”, from the album Playtime

Paolo Valenciano
Vocalist, Salamin
Why babes love him: Paolo Valenciano is the type of guy girls would love to bring home to their parents, and babes sure wouldn’t mind if he introduces them to his folks in return since Gary Valenciano is like, the greatest ever. I admire Paolo for being down to earth and super friendly, not to mention marvelously talented. Good genes ahead of us!
Add pogi points for: Down to earth
His makalaglag panty song: “Prodigal”, from the album Hello Anxiety

Kean Cipriano
Vocalist, Callalily
Why babes love him: Kian probably tops this list when it comes to the number of fan girls following him around, and I commend the guy for successfully transitioning his talents from music to acting. In an industry where people think doing acting jobs is equivalent to selling out, Kian is a breath of fresh air for not caring about what haters are saying. Hot!
Add pogi points for: Devil may care attitude
His makalaglag panty song: “Pawiin”, from Big Band Syndicate’s album Ctrl+Alt+Delete+Restart

Yael Yuzon
Vocalist, Sponge Cola
Why babes love him: More than anything, girls will fall in love with his domineering singing voice. Even though most of his songs are mostly sung in Tagalog – a language I’m still trying to understand – I couldn’t think of a better musician to do the serenading for me.
Add pogi points for: Manly charms
His makalaglag panty song: “KLSP”, from the album Palabas

Tune in to Monster Radio Rx393.1 from Mondays to Fridays, 7pm-11pm to catch Jinri Park and Tom Alvarez in their radio show Jintomnia! You can also follow Jinri on Twitter @jinri_88. For more of Jinri Park, click here.

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  • crazy_kurt 11 months ago Reply Report Abuse
    wla c ely? bamboo? panis
  • chaoticneutral 11 months ago Reply Report Abuse
    yael yuzon? bwahahahahahaha!!!!! XD
  • lex luthor 11 months ago Reply Hide replies Report Abuse
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    this list SUCks! C'mon only few are deserving in this list and i don't like the term makalaglag panty, i mean c'mon woman are u blind? Well who could blame them, hot chicks fall for a so-so guy.
  • PhRiStO 11 months ago Reply Report Abuse
    Ely Buendia, Ira Cruz, Franco Reyes and Bamboo man I'd like to have a man date with them.. ^_^ but yeah..don't worry Jinri I'd still go out with you.
  • jbsepida 11 months ago Reply Report Abuse
    i think jinri falls for the "EXOTIC" type of guy...hahahaha
  • SaddamJose 11 months ago Reply Report Abuse
    this list should be on a women's mag...
  • acer9 11 months ago Reply Report Abuse
    Rico Blanco idolizes the Beatles, that's definite. But for me as a huge Beatle-fan as well, I think my neighbor (he's my neighbor here in Laguna) resembles the voice, charm, humor, and song-writing skills of George Harrison more.
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