Asia's Sex Lessons - September 2006

Happy Birthday to me! And because it’s my birthday, I got a special treat for you! I know there’s been a long debate on whether or not putting pearl necklace or even splashing your shizzle on your girlfriend’s face can do her good. Guys really dig porn-ish showers but some girls find it really degrading, insulting, and just senseless. I could imagine because I’ve had some in my eyes before and it hurt like hell. Imagine Clorox in your eyes—not a nice thing, is it? For those who insist, here’s some info to help you convince her to have a bit of splash.

I do not mind swallowing because I just have to put it all inside my mouth and take a big gulp—no problem! But I personally just don’t see the point of being splashed on unless I’m way too smashed and the sex is hella dirty that it calls for it; but I think guys will go for it in a heartbeat when they have a chance to do so. Some of them even pretend to do it unintentionally.