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It’s Christmas time once again! The cool breeze of the wind makes you curl up under the blanket and wake up with a little less boner which makes you wonder—is my dick shrinking or something? Don’t exaggerate, darling—it’s just the weather.

For other boys, they wake up early in the morning to commit to their promise of completing the nine-day period of simbang gabi in exchange for God to grant them a more substantial tool. Oh lala! I love hearing those jiggling bells. If any of the premises suits you, let’s just hope for the best shall we?

“Tiny Penis the Menace”
“ The Slim Reaper”
“Twinkie”
“Kid Cock”