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A baby was born so advanced he could talk. He looked around the delivery room and saw the doctor. “Are you my doctor?” he asked. “Yes, I am,” said the doctor. The baby said “Thank you for taking such a good care of me during birth.” Then, he looked at his mother and asked, “Are you my mother?” “Yes, I am,” said the mother. “Thank you for taking such a good care of me before I was born,” he said. Then he looked at his father and asked, “Are you my father?” “Yes, I am,” his father answered. The baby motioned him to come closer, then poked him on the forehead with his index finger many times saying, “I want you to know, THAT HURTS!”
Robin Jake Asistio, by email