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Four guys vacationed at Baguio City. No one wanted to room with Bruce, because he snored so badly. The rest of the group decided it wasn't fair to make one of them sleep in the same room with Bruce the whole time, so they settled on taking turns.

The first up was Dave. He comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes bloodshot. "Man, what happened to you?” ask the group. "Bruce snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night,” answers Dave. The next night came and it was now Joey’s turn to room with Bruce. The same thing happened the next morning: Joey, hair all standing up and eyes bloodshot, groggily comes to breakfast. “Man, that Bruce shakes the roof with his snoring,” complains Joey. “I watched him all night."

The third night was Glenn's turn. Glenn was a tanned, older bloke, a man's man. The next morning he comes to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. "Good morning!" greets Glenn. Dave and Joey couldn't believe it. "Man, what happened?" they ask. "Well, we got ready for bed,” starts Glenn, “I went and tucked Bruce into bed, patted him on the butt, and kissed him good night. Bruce sat up and watched me all night."
Jumpin Banana, by email