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November 27, 2008   |   33225 views
Upon entering the room, he found the rancher’s widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine. She quietly called him over to her: “Unbutton my blouse and take it off,” she said. Trembling, he did as she directed. “Now take off my boots.” He did, ever so slowly. “Now take off my socks.” He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots. “Now take off my skirt.” He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the firelight. “Now take off my bra.” She then looked at him and said, “If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you’re fired!”

James Russel Dris, by email
ILLUSTRATION BY MIKKE GALLARDO

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  • jaymitsuko Dec 08 2008 @ 11:16pm Report Abuse
       
    wahahhaahhaha so funny hehhehe
  • leonaisac Dec 11 2008 @ 09:44am Report Abuse
       
    old joke here in mindanao
  • billvic Dec 12 2008 @ 02:59pm Report Abuse
       
    ha,ha,ha.got me!
  • O2 Feb 24 2009 @ 02:55pm Report Abuse
       
    thats what yuo called joke.!heee
  • rayban28 Dec 13 2009 @ 08:47pm Report Abuse
       
    waht the fun
  • richmond612 Aug 13 2010 @ 01:29am Report Abuse
       
    gamitin ba nmn damit ng amo,,
  • blitzpsalm23 1 month ago Report Abuse
       
    you got me there ^^
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