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A lawyer beats a traffic stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff’s deputy. He thinks he is smarter than the deputy because he has a better education. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the deputy’s expense. “License and registration, please,” the deputy says. “What for?” he asks. The Deputy answers, “You didn’t come to a complete stop at the stop sign.” “I slowed down, and no one was coming,” he says. “You still didn’t come to a complete stop. License and registration, please.” “What’s the difference?” “The difference is, you have to come to a complete stop, that’s the law. License and registration, please!”