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He says, “If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I’ll give you my license and registration and you give me the ticket, if not you let me go and no ticket.” The deputy says, “Exit your vehicle, sir.” At this point, the deputy takes off his gloves, starts slapping the lawyer and says, “Do you want me to stop or just slow down?”

Robin Olivares, by email
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