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The truth is we watched a tape called Sex Queen.” “I am ashamed of you son,” said John. “When I was your age, I never lied to my parents.” The robot then walked around to John and delivered a whack. His wife Marsha doubled over in laughter and said, “You can’t be too mad with Tommy. After all, he is your son!” With that, the robot immediately walked around to Marsha and whacked her out of her chair.

Tristan Tulud, by email
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