Holy C!
July 1, 2009   |   59461 views

 

After getting Pope Benedict’s luggage loaded into the limo, the driver notices the Pope is still standing on the curb. “Well, to tell you the truth,” says the Pope, “they never let me drive at the Vatican when I was a cardinal, and I’d really like to drive today.” The driver protests, but later gives in. He gets in the back as the Pope climbs in behind the wheel. After exiting the airport, the Pontiff accelerates the limo to 205 kph. “Please slow down, Your Holiness!” pleads the worried driver, but the Pope keeps the pedal to the metal until they hear sirens. The Pope pulls over and rolls down the window. The cop takes one look at him, goes back to his motorcycle, and gets on the radio. “I need to talk to the Chief,” he says to the dispatcher.

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  • d_darkness Jul 02 2009 @ 12:34pm Report Abuse
       
    lagi namang inuulit tong joke na ito
  • meeneemee Jul 14 2009 @ 01:29am Report Abuse
       
    nkakatawa to kung lasing na tao talaga ang mag k-kwento at mkakarinig..
  • madonong Aug 21 2009 @ 08:01am Report Abuse
       
    bubble gang had a version of that joke.
    it was pres.GMA
  • machu_gwapito15 Sep 29 2009 @ 12:42am Report Abuse
       
    hahaha, hillarious! great joke!
  • rustful Oct 19 2009 @ 12:20pm Report Abuse
       
    good one..c:
  • coolrunning Oct 24 2009 @ 05:41pm Report Abuse
       
    nice one...lol
  • douji Apr 12 2010 @ 10:35pm Report Abuse
       
    Same as God Busted in the previous jokes.
  • janverwaga May 29 2010 @ 11:31am Report Abuse
       
    crap..hahaha..nice one..xD
    lucky driver..xD
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