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 The Chief gets on the radio and the cop tells him that he’s stopped a limo going 205 kph. “So bust him,” says the Chief. “I don’t think we want to do that, he’s really important,” said the cop. “And I mean really important.” The Chief then asked, “Who do you have there, the Mayor?” “Bigger.” “ A senator?” “Bigger!” “The Prime Minister?” “Bigger!” Well,” said the Chief, “Who is it?” “I think it’s God!” The Chief is even more puzzled and curious, “And what makes you think it’s God?” “His chauffeur is the Pope!”

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Mike Gallardo