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Good vibrations!
July 29, 2009

 

As a woman passes her daughter’s closed bedroom door, she hears a strange buzzing coming from within. Opening the door, she observes her daughter with a vibrator. Shocked, she asks: “What in the world are you doing?” The daughter replies: “Mom, I’m 35 years old, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I’ll ever get to a husband. Please, go away and leave me alone.” The next day, the girl’s father hears the same buzz coming from the other side of the closed bedroom door. Upon entering the room, he sees his daughter making passionate love to her vibrator. In his defense, the daughter says, “Dad, I’m 35, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I’ll ever get to a husband. Please, go away and leave me alone.”

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