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The next day the wife goes for her lesson. After the pro watches her swing, he says, “No, no, no! you’re gripping the club way too hard.” “What should I do?” asks the wife. “Hold the club gently, just like you’d hold your husband’s penis.” The wife follows the pro’s advice, takes a swing, and—thump!—the ball goes straight down the fairway, about 35 feet. “That was great,” says the pro, “nice and gentle. Now try taking the club out of your mouth.”

Ronald Co, by email
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