Watch your step!

ILLUSTRATION BY: JAYSON CONFESOR
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October 3, 2009   |   76715 views
He chains them together with the same admonishment. The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, becomes very careful where she steps. She manages to go months without stepping on any duck, but one day, St. Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid her eyes on—tall, long eyelashes, muscular. St. Peter chains them together without saying a word. The happy woman says, “I wonder what I’ve done to deserve being chained to you?” The guy says, “I don’t know about you, but I stepped on a duck!”

 

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    LOL nice
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    hahaha! oo nga funny sya! i recommend this!
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    bwa ha ha ha ha hak
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    You *gly momma!!!
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