Enemy of the state
June 30, 2006   |   8283 views
GMA is out jogging one morning when she trips and falls over a bridge railing, down to a creek below. Before the Presidential Security Group gets to her, three kids, who are fishing, pull her out of the water. She is so grateful she offers the kids whatever they want. The first kid says, “I want to go to Disneyland.” GMA says, “No problem, I’ll take you there.” The second kid says, “I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan.” GMA says, “I’ll get them for you and even have Michael sign them!” The third kid says, “I want a motorized wheelchair with a built-in TV and stereo headset!” GMA is a little perplexed by this and says, “But you don’t look like you are handicapped.” The kid says, “I will be after my dad finds out I saved your ass from drowning!”
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Illustrations by: Mikke Gallardo

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  • novice Jul 04 2006 @ 10:11am Report Abuse
       
    he he he kawawang bata
  • xXpenetratorXx Nov 03 2006 @ 03:32am Report Abuse
       
    Tama.!!!
  • Geoff_03 Nov 24 2006 @ 12:45pm Report Abuse
       
    Haha!!!
  • jarthur Jul 27 2007 @ 12:23am Report Abuse
       
    Poor kid. Doing good things are sometimes put us into danger.
  • ebhoyskie Aug 10 2007 @ 11:29am Report Abuse
       
    sus kung ako un lulunurin ko pa si GMA nyahahahaha
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