Enemy of the state
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GMA is out jogging one morning when she trips and falls over a bridge railing, down to a creek below. Before the Presidential Security Group gets to her, three kids, who are fishing, pull her out of the water. She is so grateful she offers the kids whatever they want. The first kid says, “I want to go to Disneyland.” GMA says, “No problem, I’ll take you there.” The second kid says, “I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan.” GMA says, “I’ll get them for you and even have Michael sign them!” The third kid says, “I want a motorized wheelchair with a built-in TV and stereo headset!” GMA is a little perplexed by this and says, “But you don’t look like you are handicapped.” The kid says, “I will be after my dad finds out I saved your ass from drowning!”Larry, by email
Illustrations by: Mikke Gallardo
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