Action-Packed Wedding Night
June 1, 2006   |   10032 views
An 85-year-old man marries a lovely 25-year-old woman. Since her new husband was old she was concerned about his health, so the woman decides that after the wedding she and the old man would have separate bedrooms, lest he overexert himself if they spend the entire night together.

After the wedding festivities the bride prepares herself for bed and hears the expected "knock" on the door. There was the geriatric groom, ready for action. They fuck and all goes well. The groom leaves and the bride prepares to go to sleep.

After a few minutes, the bride hears another knock on her bedroom door, and it's the groom, again ready for action. Somewhat surprised, but nonetheless willing, the bride consents to more sex.

When the lovebirds are done, the old groom kisses his bride, bids her goodnight, and leaves.

As she readies to sleep again, the groom comes back again, as fresh as a 25-year-old, hot and passionate. This time the bride is truly amazed. "I am thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform so well and so often. I have been with guys less than a third your age who were only good once. You are truly a great lover."

The groom, somewhat embarrassed, turns to his bride and says: "You mean I was here already?"

ILLUSTRATIONS BY: Mikke Gallardo
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  • mhaldita26 Aug 15 2006 @ 02:38pm Report Abuse
       
    how can she never notice her husband... what the hell!!!
  • Rocky Road Aug 15 2006 @ 11:28pm Report Abuse
       
    bulag siguro yung asawang bbae kaya di nya nakikit aang asawa nyang lalaki... o di kaya bulag na wala pang pang amoy
  • xXpenetratorXx Nov 03 2006 @ 02:54am Report Abuse
       
    Cguro may memory gap yung lalake dahil sa edad.?!!!
  • puto Feb 12 2007 @ 03:28pm Report Abuse
       
    over reacted kau, joke nga lng yan hehe
  • jarthur Jul 27 2007 @ 12:03am Report Abuse
       
    That's the good side of having alzeimers disease.
  • donter Sep 04 2007 @ 09:02pm Report Abuse
       
    nyhahahahahaha..

    nice one lolo,
  • RegisteredPogi Jan 19 2009 @ 06:43pm Report Abuse
       
    hmm its either the poor old guy 4got that he did f**k his wife or it really was pitch black inside to room...:)
  • green jerms 11 months ago Report Abuse
       
    yung iba di naman nagets
  • dondef 9 months ago Report Abuse
       
    may memory gap na si lolo. pero magaling sa kama.. san ka pa? hahahahahaha!
  • Drake7 8 months ago Report Abuse
       
    Haha. Marami hindi nakakuha sa joke. Matanda na kasi yung guy kaya hindi nya matandaan kung nakipag-s*x na siya sa asawa niya or hindi pa kaya siya balik ng balik. Feeling niya eh wala pa sila nagagawa. \n
  • soul09161752828 5 months ago Report Abuse
       
    daming bobo sa mundo, ung matandang lalaki, may memory gap, so ndi alam ng lalaki na ng s*x na sila\n
  • iiaannee 4 months ago Report Abuse
       
    d na gets ng iba.. ahh ewan.. syempre may memo gap na sya kya nya natanong yun.. sus!!!
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