A real page-turner

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A couple was lying in bed one night. The wife had curled up ready to go to sleep and the husband put his bed lamp on to read a book. As he was reading, he paused and reached over to his wife and started fondling her pussy. He did this only for a very short while, then he would stop and resume reading his book. The wife gradually became aroused with this. Thinking that her husband was seeking some response as encouragement before going any further, she got up and started stripping in front of him. The husband confused, asked, “What are you doing taking all your clothes off?” The wife replied, “You were playing with my pussy, I thought it was foreplay to stimulate making love with you tonight.” The husband said, “No, not at all.” Then the wife asked, “Well what the hell were you doing then?” The husband replied, “I was wetting my fingers so I could turn the pages in the book.”

Jay, by email
ILLUSTRATION BY MIKKE GALLARDO

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  • vankaizer_143@yahoo.com Sep 08 2010 @ 12:29pm Reply Report Abuse
    wala man lng nag comment,,
    hahahaha
  • kaluguran05 Sep 23 2010 @ 09:49pm Reply Report Abuse
    Ako mayroon hahahaha buti nalang hindi sinampal ang mister hehehe..inistorbo mo ako tapos ganoong lang hehehe..
  • Chuck_Carmicheal Jan 08 2011 @ 11:41am Reply Report Abuse
    ayuz toh!!!
  • lunish Aug 05 2011 @ 07:18pm Reply Report Abuse
    heh.. prang nbsa ku toh s txt ah ..\n
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