YOU, FATHEAD!

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YOU, FATHEAD!

Father and son walk into a bar. “What do you want fathead?" asks the father to the son. The son stumbles on his words and the father again asks, “What do you want fathead?” A lady close by overhears this and asks, “Why do you keep calling your son, fathead? “Well lady,” starts the father, “there are three things a man has to have in his life in order to be successful. Number one, you’ve got to have a big truck. See my truck over there? That’s the biggest truck in the county. Number two, you’ve got to have a big house. See that house down up the street? That's mine, and it’s the biggest house in the county. Number three, you have to have a tight pussy. And I had one until this fathead came along.”
Chingga, by email

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  • marcus Apr 05 2011 @ 09:05pm Reply Report Abuse
    lame
  • lacibal34 Apr 08 2011 @ 04:16pm Reply Report Abuse
    waley.,,lame
  • dorkamania Apr 11 2011 @ 01:18pm Reply Report Abuse
    ..ano?
  • crazysexycooldith Apr 15 2011 @ 10:51am Reply Report Abuse
    huh?!
  • andung69 Apr 16 2011 @ 08:16am Reply Report Abuse
    it's because his wife's tight p*ssy gave birth to a fathead..
  • Drake7 May 09 2011 @ 12:21am Reply Report Abuse
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    Duh! His father has a girl which has a tight P#$$y. Not her mom. The father is actually bragging that his son has a big fat head which is referring to his d*ck.
  • wizzard May 09 2011 @ 07:19pm Reply Report Abuse
    no... its not funny
  • butitznarf Jun 15 2011 @ 11:09am Reply Report Abuse
    yah!! ryt.. hahahahan
  • keios Jun 22 2011 @ 12:07pm Reply Report Abuse
    e2 ang tinatawag na joke ni brad pete! pang intellectual na tao!
  • rafiedjin Aug 12 2011 @ 02:48pm Reply Report Abuse
    hahahaha..! the father is actually a mother.. and that she is lesbian..\n
  • wally.isip Aug 28 2011 @ 04:08pm Reply Report Abuse
    either the kid is a fat head or dad\'s d*ck shrunk its size..hahaha..!
  • 747combi Oct 15 2011 @ 09:53pm Reply Report Abuse
    wasak ang kinabuhi...
  • woodyshlong May 11 2012 @ 11:58pm Reply Report Abuse
    ambobobo nu'ng mga 'di nakaintindi...
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