No escape
March 23, 2007   |   18915 views


He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the girl, and tells them: “Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. However, I can’t marry her because of my personal family situation, but I’ll take charge. If a girl is born I will bequeath her three stores, two townhouses, a beach villa, and a P1,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories, and a P1,000,000 bank account. If it is twins, I will leave a factory and P500,000 each. However, if there is a miscarriage...” At this point, the father, who had remained silent all this time, places a hand firmly on the man’s shoulder and tells him: “You’ll sleep with her again!”

WILLIAM SEE, MANILA
ILLUSTRATION BY MIKKE GALLARDO


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  • bhebieangel Mar 28 2007 @ 12:42pm Report Abuse
       
    wehehehe..money counts!!!
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    hi bhebieangel asl pls? may YM ka?
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    ngee!, na loko!, na!!
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    gnawa nyong chat ang fhm ah hehehe
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    care to chat? cam to cam angel? hahahaha
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    dapat mit na agad heheh ala ng chat chat :) :P
  • 2cold2hold Apr 09 2007 @ 02:42am Report Abuse
       
    now that is a joke. . hahahhhahah. . .enjoy
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    mao nay ayus..
  • jarthur Dec 04 2007 @ 08:43pm Report Abuse
       
    This is a clear message to the rich horny guys out there. Beware to one of the three wise men. Use a rubber!
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