To kill a mocking bird
October 25, 2007   |   8943 views
A man who just got his salary decides to buy a new scope for his rifle. He goes to a rifle shop and asks the clerk to show him a scope. The clerk takes out a scope and says to the man, “This scope is so good you can see my house far away up on that hill.” The man takes a look through the scope and starts laughing. “What’s so funny?” asks the clerk. “I see a naked man and a naked woman running around in your house,” the man replies. The clerk grabs the scope from the man and looks at his house. Then he gives the man two bullets. “I’ll give you this scope for free if you take these two bullets, shoot my wife’s head off and shoot the guy’s penis off.” The man takes another look through the scope and says: “You know what? I think I can do it in one shot.”

Donnie Rhay Galvez, by email
Illustration by: Mikke Gallardo
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  • new_agusan Oct 30 2007 @ 12:54am Report Abuse
       
    ano kaya ginagawa nila , nice one! galing
  • gudgirldaw Nov 02 2007 @ 07:19pm Report Abuse
       
    hahaha...
  • ambungan Nov 19 2007 @ 04:39pm Report Abuse
       
    parang wala lng....
  • Tippler Nov 23 2007 @ 03:24pm Report Abuse
       
    Hahaha that's funny!!!
  • lufal78 Dec 12 2007 @ 09:38pm Report Abuse
       
    Good
  • lorin Dec 30 2007 @ 07:57pm Report Abuse
       
    nice thang in here hhhahaha
  • jericho48 Mar 21 2008 @ 02:02pm Report Abuse
       
    sharp shooter!...hehehhe
  • janverwaga May 29 2010 @ 12:27pm Report Abuse
       
    *bang!*
    first blood!!
  • Angellover07 8 months ago Report Abuse
       
    HAHAHA!!!!gets ko
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