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March 10, 2010 | 1684 views
As of this writing, the fan page boasts a massive number of Callalily haters at 3,661 members. One ultra-dedicated member would even go on to say that the band “sucks at everything” and are “a bunch of poser kids.”
Sources from last night’s show say Paramore was greeted with the loudest compilation of cheers one could ever imagine, but the same cannot be said for Callalily. Fail.For more information on this Facebook page, click here.
3 Words: Breast Milk Cheese!
A New York chef is currently the talk of the town - courtesy of his famous breast milk cheese.
Daniel Angerer, a former Iron Chef contestant, said the human-produced cheese came from his wife's breast milk. His newly discovered masterpiece are being sampled in his New York restaurant, and curious bystanders cannot get enough of it. We mean, who wouldn't, right?
One desperate chap couldn't contain his hormones and went as far as sending an email to the chef's wife saying, "I wasn't breast-fed as a child, so can I taste your breast milk?" Clearly, the wife isn't happy.
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The Man is a Remote Control Killer
A man from London, England has been sentenced to three years in prison for killing his wife - with a damn remote control. Remote control fail coming through.
46-year-old Paul Harvey was having an argument with his wife, who apparently is suffering from a rare health condition against her neck.
After a lenghthy fight, this genius-of-a-man threw a 160g remote control directly to his wife's weak neck, hitting the artery. The result: large brain haemorrhage. He tried to save her but the woman died soonafter. Seriously, a remote control?
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