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He then jokingly replied. “Ay naku, alam niyo bang puwede kayong matanggalan ng lisensya dahil sa ginagawa niyo?” We were so desperate that we handed him all of our money. To cut things short, we were able to bribe him. We scrammed and forgot to ask him to delete our pictures in his camera phone. But good thing we’re still years away from becoming doctors, not really a bad time to lose a license, because we don’t have one yet. I can still remember what was written on his nameplate. So if ever I see him again (maybe in the hospital), I’d give him a good digital rectal exam, free of charge.

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ILLUSTRATION BY SONNY RAMIREZ