Revenge is just a call away
December 22, 2006   |   74153 views
My ex-boyfriend left me for an older woman just because he was “stressed out” with everything, including me. The jerk. So I got even. Two weeks after our breakup, I went to his pad pretending to just bring his stuff over. The moment he opened the door I pulled him and kissed him passionately that he almost fell to the floor. I pushed him to the bed and took off his clothes. But before our little “party,” I made sure that I discreetly dialed his girlfriend’s cell number (he had a new girl two weeks after we were over! Real jerk!) and have her hear his boyfriend’s moans. Of course, I was exaggerating my pleasure sounds, screaming “Oh my god! You’re so good” while I was riding him like there was no tomorrow. As he was coming, the door flew open and the old hag stood there catching us red-handed. It was the funniest sight! Her face went pale upon seeing that it was I on top of her man, while still holding her phone to her ear. While she stood frozen, my ex shook, while I reached for my cell phone and naughtily asked her, “Are you this good?” smiling wickedly at her afterwards. She run off and broke up with him that night. Ha! Ha!

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  • wet_wet Dec 23 2006 @ 11:15am Report Abuse
       
    daMn!!!! aNg Lufet!!!
  • sexysoul Dec 25 2006 @ 03:09pm Report Abuse
       
    i'm good too in bed!!
  • jhekozzy Dec 29 2006 @ 02:07pm Report Abuse
       
    hey gurl saludo ako sau!!!
  • drew31 Dec 29 2006 @ 10:56pm Report Abuse
       
    bad girl ka! ill spank you...
  • eleska08 Dec 31 2006 @ 11:53pm Report Abuse
       
    bad ghurl....
    hahahahaha
    but serve him right...
    lols
  • omel21 Jan 02 2007 @ 08:39pm Report Abuse
       
    i salute u...galing u naman....
  • mailboy Jan 03 2007 @ 01:22am Report Abuse
       
    wat da pak. aheheh. grabe ampucha ang chix na ito. ahehe. you go girl
  • davinskie35 Jan 05 2007 @ 12:40am Report Abuse
       
    everyone knows revenge is sweet...naks...ngiti mo siguro hanggang batok...nyahahaha!!!
  • fhm_214 Jan 05 2007 @ 03:04pm Report Abuse
       
    PAYBACKS A BITCH!!!
  • kuneho0 Jan 08 2007 @ 01:22am Report Abuse
       
    mission accomplished!...nice girl.
  • clark12212000 Jan 10 2007 @ 09:38am Report Abuse
       
    gling ah mgwa nga dn s ex q.
  • kiss_mark Jan 21 2007 @ 01:31pm Report Abuse
       
    wow yan ang maganda diba!!!
  • mSdEc Jan 21 2007 @ 02:10pm Report Abuse
       
    haha.. nakaganti..
  • taroy Jan 22 2007 @ 02:45pm Report Abuse
       
    hu has d last laugh?
  • cramx Mar 02 2007 @ 11:13pm Report Abuse
       
    hahahahahahaha :p
  • zenislev Apr 04 2007 @ 04:46pm Report Abuse
       
    vengance....hehehehehe.....
  • 2cold2hold Apr 09 2007 @ 02:24am Report Abuse
       
    bilib ako. . Bawi tlga. .
  • dyordskie Jun 09 2007 @ 04:08pm Report Abuse
       
    hahaha.. galing ah.
  • secretlyabiyatch Aug 16 2007 @ 11:28pm Report Abuse
       
    buti nga sa kanya! i hate guys like that!
  • neije Jan 08 2009 @ 06:14pm Report Abuse
       
    good revenge!
  • xk1kz May 04 2009 @ 11:01am Report Abuse
       
    hahaha i love u girl!
  • meeneemee May 07 2009 @ 03:34am Report Abuse
       
    mainam! wag lang saken mangyari, ngak ngak..
  • bluepooh Jun 13 2009 @ 10:10pm Report Abuse
       
    Galeng! Girl power!
  • galagal Jun 23 2009 @ 02:40am Report Abuse
       
    Wow gling mo gurl, my karma dn ang mga boys... Hehehe, lesson dont trust in ur ex... Hahaha!!!
  • RikuGenji Aug 18 2009 @ 03:59am Report Abuse
       
    langya naman ung boy. may gf pero di nagpipigil.. nilalabas lahat ng kaligayahan sa iba hahaha
  • galagal Aug 20 2009 @ 01:20am Report Abuse
       
    Mas mhirap ang mg resbak... CIA ka 2loy hehehe....
  • smokeylocote 11 months ago Report Abuse
       
    f*ck! thats familiar.
  • ash_00 10 months ago Report Abuse
       
    haha bad girl!! ^_^
  • WoahSOME:P 10 months ago Report Abuse
       
    you're so bad. >;| you didn't even think why did he left you for that girl. maybe you always acted like this huh? but it was a great revenge! haha :P i thought this could only happen in movies!
  • haponesa24 8 months ago Report Abuse
       
    :)
  • jhun.bolo 8 months ago Report Abuse
       
    maldita
  • kissmypussy 5 months ago Report Abuse
       
    nice one
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