Balikbayan gets lusty despedida
June 1, 2006   |   83692 views
I was 19 when I went home to the Philippines for Christmas. Though I practically grew up in the States, I love it here because I get a lot of attention from people. One day I attended a funeral and was so damn bored. So, I sat on the porch of my aunt's house where there was no one but me and my driver.

I sat down and started talking to him. After that I had a huge crush on him, I fell for him hard. I found out a few weeks later he's married and has three kids. I was shocked! I didn't want to talk or look at him anymore. We didn't talk for a while. Until one night, at a party I was so drunk on beer and gin I passed out. The driver helped me up but I was so embarrassed I walked away from the party and went to a friend's house nearby.

Soon, my crush, the driver, appeared before me and I knew something was bound to happen. I felt weird because we were only friends but we started kissing like crazy. I felt like a whore but it felt incredible! I woke up the next morning with only my skirt on. He was also naked. I was scared but happy. We left and forgot we didn't come home. Everyone in the neighborhood knew what happened because we were both gone that night. My clothes were messy and my hair was disheveled. When I walked in, the men smiled and the girls hated me. But it was the greatest night of my life!

- Hot balikbayan, by email
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  • wet_wet Jun 20 2006 @ 12:23pm Report Abuse
       
    huh?! bakit xa pa?! ngak, ngak, ngak... tsk..tsk..tsk...
  • adrianvital Jun 20 2006 @ 03:10pm Report Abuse
       
    i think this confession is not true
  • resbak Jun 21 2006 @ 02:35pm Report Abuse
       
    that was shitty sh*t stories.
  • sexybeast3 Jun 23 2006 @ 02:39pm Report Abuse
       
    dis thing is a big lie... how cheap cud a balikbayan get unless promdi cya..pwede narin dba... hehehe... driver lang? cguro hindi eto maganda.. or dis is ust a gag to make us read it...
  • bhebieangel Jun 23 2006 @ 05:41pm Report Abuse
       
    wala syang taste!
  • p5557 Jun 28 2006 @ 06:33pm Report Abuse
       
    talaga lang ha? wish me too
  • macho_pig Jun 28 2006 @ 07:13pm Report Abuse
       
    wow
    luk na man saan me rin by da way p5557 girl ka
  • jhamie18 Jul 04 2006 @ 09:17pm Report Abuse
       
    ei bhabyangel, bakit naman ala xang taste?kaw ba may taste?:)
  • FLXXiii Sep 17 2006 @ 01:22am Report Abuse
       
    kswerte ni manoy...laki cguro t*t* neto...
  • xXpenetratorXx Nov 03 2006 @ 04:33am Report Abuse
       
    sus maryosep.!! ano ba yang driver mo artista.?!! swerte naman..!!
  • phyrosem Nov 06 2006 @ 02:23pm Report Abuse
       
    hehe.. d na nkpag pgil... grabe k nman pti dryber pn2lan na..
  • zubiri_ingrid May 24 2007 @ 02:44pm Report Abuse
       
    basta driver sweet lover...heheheh
  • rman44 Mar 31 2008 @ 08:00pm Report Abuse
       
    ang swerte nga namann oo.....
  • Raimz03 Mar 06 2010 @ 10:52am Report Abuse
       
    basta drunk..ganeanan na!! wooh!!
  • markiskra06 Nov 07 2010 @ 08:13pm Report Abuse
       
    kaya masarap uminom...
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