Balikbayan gets lusty despedida

June 1, 2006

I was 19 when I went home to the Philippines for Christmas. Though I practically grew up in the States, I love it here because I get a lot of attention from people. One day I attended a funeral and was so damn bored. So, I sat on the porch of my aunt's house where there was no one but me and my driver.

I sat down and started talking to him. After that I had a huge crush on him, I fell for him hard. I found out a few weeks later he's married and has three kids. I was shocked! I didn't want to talk or look at him anymore. We didn't talk for a while. Until one night, at a party I was so drunk on beer and gin I passed out. The driver helped me up but I was so embarrassed I walked away from the party and went to a friend's house nearby.

Soon, my crush, the driver, appeared before me and I knew something was bound to happen. I felt weird because we were only friends but we started kissing like crazy. I felt like a whore but it felt incredible! I woke up the next morning with only my skirt on. He was also naked. I was scared but happy. We left and forgot we didn't come home. Everyone in the neighborhood knew what happened because we were both gone that night. My clothes were messy and my hair was disheveled. When I walked in, the men smiled and the girls hated me. But it was the greatest night of my life!

- Hot balikbayan, by email

ILLUSTRATIONS BY: Sonny Ramirez

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Raimz03 says: basta drunk..ganeanan na!! wooh!!
March 6, 2010 at 10:52 am

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1. Raimz03 says:: basta drunk..ganeanan na!! wooh!!
March 6, 2010 at 10:52 am
2. rman44 says:: ang swerte nga namann oo.....
March 31, 2008 at 8:00 pm
3. zubiri_ingrid says:: basta driver sweet lover...heheheh
May 24, 2007 at 2:44 pm
4. phyrosem says:: hehe.. d na nkpag pgil... grabe k nman pti dryber pn2lan na..
November 6, 2006 at 2:23 pm
5. xXpenetratorXx says:: sus maryosep.!! ano ba yang driver mo artista.?!! swerte naman..!!
November 3, 2006 at 4:33 am
6. FLXXiii says:: kswerte ni manoy...laki cguro *** neto...
September 17, 2006 at 1:22 am
7. jhamie18 says:: ei bhabyangel, bakit naman ala xang taste?kaw ba may taste?:)
July 4, 2006 at 9:17 pm
8. ivan says:: it's cute.. hehehe.. ei.. kc.. got a frenster acct?.. cud u add me?.. xander_hollywood@eudora.com.. i'll w8..
July 2, 2006 at 11:29 pm
9. tracer says:: hehehe.. ive been to that situation too... but im not a driver though heheheh
July 2, 2006 at 8:45 am
10. MTC RULES!!! says:: CUTIE: post it na lang d2. i wanna hear about it. Dtitilator: Ano handle mo sa RCtech??? hehehehe.
July 2, 2006 at 4:29 am
11. don karlos says:: basta driver,sweet lover.
June 30, 2006 at 1:57 pm
12. mackoy says:: ang swerte namn!
June 29, 2006 at 11:15 pm
13. jun2 says:: driver tlga. sweet lover yan! tira manong!!!
June 29, 2006 at 10:30 pm
14. emon says:: hayyyy........ang swerte nmn ng DRIVER n yun,
June 29, 2006 at 9:29 pm
15. Adidas says:: Wow that driver is so very lucky son of a *
June 29, 2006 at 4:30 pm
16. neil says:: lucky guy!..i wish i was in his shoe
June 29, 2006 at 11:06 am
17. eric says:: nice...
June 29, 2006 at 5:01 am
18. sonny boy says:: i think that it should not be the confession of the month.. its not that good..
June 29, 2006 at 4:50 am
19. mike says:: wow luk na man saan me rin by da way p5557 girl ka
June 28, 2006 at 7:13 pm
20. p5557 says:: talaga lang ha? wish me too
June 28, 2006 at 6:33 pm
21. ellaine candido says:: hey my boyfriend and i got caught by a friend! we ended up having a great threesome!
June 28, 2006 at 3:12 pm
22. dracula says:: ok un..langis lalabas!!hahahaha
June 28, 2006 at 12:55 pm
23. tribu says:: Damn you people. Bakit wala na bang karapatan ang mga drivers? hahaha Unless kung jeepney driver. har har har
June 28, 2006 at 10:04 am
24. korean ginseng says:: balikbayan k db? buy a better man bitch!!!
June 28, 2006 at 12:11 am
25. ryan says:: Na doble yung ***ory na "Balikbayan gets lusty despedida". Meron na nyan sa May 2006 Issue.
June 27, 2006 at 2:34 pm
26. -mac- says:: wahhh..yah..pag nasobrahan k tlga ng alcohol dmo n lam gngwa mo..feeling mo lang horny k kaya nid mo ng kramay...,;-)
June 26, 2006 at 2:59 pm
27. keng says:: well, d mo tlga masabi db? basta nandun ung urge to have sex or d common term na nangate .. sometimes talga d na namimilit .. but hey, not impossible ayt? :)
June 26, 2006 at 2:36 pm
28. mr red says:: very vheap girl
June 25, 2006 at 3:24 pm
29. louie024 says:: yes it was scripted...but for me what a ***ed girl is that....shit
June 25, 2006 at 11:30 am
30. bewildered says:: what the f**k! The lady is totally desperate!
June 24, 2006 at 9:48 am
31. bhebieangel says:: wala syang taste!
June 23, 2006 at 5:41 pm
32. Ben says:: Meron bang naghahanap ng bagong tsuper diyan?.
June 23, 2006 at 4:41 pm
33. duh... says:: dis thing is a big lie... how cheap cud a balikbayan get unless promdi cya..pwede narin dba... hehehe... driver lang? cguro hindi eto maganda.. or dis is ust a gag to make us read it...
June 23, 2006 at 2:39 pm
34. Dtitilator says:: What a whore. She can do better than just a driver with a family. This is probobly fiction just to entice readers to send real ***ories IMHO.
June 23, 2006 at 3:40 am
35. jc says:: that was ***ty *** ***ories.
June 21, 2006 at 2:35 pm
36. adrianvital says:: i think this confession is not true
June 20, 2006 at 3:10 pm
37. jhewhelle says:: huh?! bakit xa pa?! ngak, ngak, ngak... tsk..tsk..tsk...
June 20, 2006 at 12:23 pm
38. cutie says:: lousy and lusty. my confession is better. where can i send it?
June 17, 2006 at 12:53 pm

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