Itch: Scratched
November 30, 2011   |   30478 views

It was a pleasant day-off for me, and as usual, I decided to have a morning quickie with my girlfriend. Her brother was on his way home from school so we picked the laundry room as location. My pants were already down when her brother barged in, so I quickly grabbed one of the unwashed T-shirts to cover my tool. After my girl shooed away her brother, I started to feel a weird sting in my crotch area. It started to get worse. Upon checking, we found a big centipede stuck between my balls, which probably came from the shirt I used. I quickly removed the critter and burned it on the kitchen stove. But my testicles were red the whole day. Stupid bug!
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  • Hey_Mau 6 months ago Report Abuse
       
    hahaha. buti na lang yung balls at hindi yung hotdog.
  • kNoObz 6 months ago Report Abuse
       
    hahaha mas malaki na ang itlog mo kaysa sa hotdog....^_^
  • arbelly 6 months ago Hide replies Report Abuse
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    unrealistic! once bitten by a centi, you'll have a burning fever and need medical attention. centis have venoms that could affect the sytem. as it is, seemed like the guy's unaffected. a make up story!
    • wenk 5 months ago Report Abuse
         
      That is not completely applicable to all. Pain and swelling in the bitten area and sometimes accompanied with a slight headache and nausea are mostly the worst symptoms one can get from a centipede bite, unless an allergic reaction occurs where it becomes life-threatening. Do more proper research before claiming one story is completely false.
  • smokeylocote 5 months ago Report Abuse
       
    now thats funny haharn
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