Mr. Excitement backfires
September 29, 2008   |   36835 views



My pretty and sexy wife was going back from a four-month vacation in the US. Two days before her arrival, I conditioned myself with lots of multivitamins, energy drink and manhood-invigorating meds, hoping they would improve my stamina and performance.So I was an hour early at the airport. I was beginning to feel drained so I took more of those vitamins and energy drink to keep me alive. When she arrived, we wasted no time and headed immediately to the nearby hotel I had reserved earlier. We showered together and went on with the deed. The vitamins were doing their job; my performance was incredible for the first round. But after a short break, it appeared my body could only take so much without rest. I dozed off while my wife took a shower preparing for our next round. I woke up eight hours later while she stayed up the whole time because of jet lag. She kept asking me if I had sex with other girls while she was away because I didn’t seem so excited about it. When I explained what had happened, she burst into laughter and understood.

Ali, by email
Illustration by: Mikke Gallardo


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  • jonemarvin Sep 30 2008 @ 11:12am Report Abuse
       
    yan kasi
  • rosemarc Mar 22 2009 @ 04:13pm Report Abuse
       
    OVERDOSE
  • lloyd14 May 19 2010 @ 01:37pm Report Abuse
       
    hahaha....bkit kailangan pa ng vitamins?iwasan kc ang pagkakamay...hehehe
  • jacksparrow8827 Jan 13 2011 @ 11:06am Report Abuse
       
    d kna yata tinatayuan. umunom ka nlg ng imodium.
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