Old Lady, Rain, Totoy

I was so bored one rainy night that I decided to play around in the rain. For reasons that I’m unable to remember up to this point, I decided to go commando. I stripped down all the way  and ran in our backyard, enjoying the moment and feeling totally free. That was until our crazy old lady neighbor next door—who’s always held a grudge against us—opened her window and started throwing eggs at me while screaming: “Gabing-gabi na, nanggugulo ka nanaman!” What a KJ, I thought, and ran back to the house. But that wasn’t until one of the eggs hit me in the… well, that’s for you to you to imagine.
Jonjon, by email