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I thought she’d refuse because she had a boyfriend at the time, but she did not. “Could you be my girlfriend for the day?” I asked her. Luckily, she answered yes. We kissed like mad in the elevator, kitchen, and balcony until we got inside the room, where our classmates were sleeping. We lay down on the floor, kissed her in the neck, my hands all over her body. As I was about to slide my hand inside her underwear, a classmate’s cellphone started ringing loudly. And the ringtone: The Chipmunks singing in chorus, which woke everyone up. Bitin!

Jayson, by email
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