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 I immediately asked the taxi driver to pull over. I approached the lady by the door and asked how much the entrance fee was. It was too late when I noticed a piece of bond paper at the entrance saying, “WANTED MALE DANCER.” I was shocked and realized the lady I was talking to was actually a dude. I ran back to the taxi and asked the driver to get us out of there. 

All my friends were laughing, aware of my slip-up. “Ang labo kasi ng mata mo!” they said.

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