Weird tea baffles thesis maker

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October 3, 2009   |   41076 views

My classmates and I slept over at a group mate’s house after working on our thesis. Due to lack of space, we were confined to the host’s room. I woke up at 4AM feeling the need to pee, but hesitated to go to the comfort room because I’d have to walk through his siblings, who were all sound asleep in the sala. A brilliant idea came upon me when I saw a bottle of green tea: Pee in it. Then put it on the windowsill so I’d be reminded the next to throw it away. I went back to sleep and woke up around 8AM. A horrible sight greeted me: A group mate was drinking from the bottle I’d peed on! It was too late to stop him, so I just kept mum. But that’s not to say I didn’t share the story to my other group mates. We laughed our ass off when the poor dude said, “Iba na pala lasa ng green tea na yan pag hindi na ganun kalamig ’no? Parang may amoy na siya.” Soon I had to tell him the truth, and as soon as I did he threw the bottle out the window and brushed his teeth till his mouth bled.

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  • jarenbad Oct 03 2009 @ 11:13pm Report Abuse
       
    wahahhahaa! kadire.. iba na daw ang lasa ang ihe kpg di na malameg.. hahaha
  • king_koopah Oct 04 2009 @ 03:48pm Report Abuse
       
    pare kadiri ka.. hahah d bale frends nmn dw kau eh
  • sniperador Oct 10 2009 @ 02:34pm Report Abuse
       
    magalengin at isang tamadiin.. hahaha tama nga naman qng di n kaya sa cR, sa c2 nalang.. Fresh!
  • weakedme Nov 15 2009 @ 02:48pm Report Abuse
       
    hahaha nice dude
  • dandelion Dec 19 2009 @ 09:06pm Report Abuse
       
    lol kadiri!
  • Hermit Mar 12 2010 @ 11:39pm Report Abuse
       
    hahaha.. Nakikialam kc ng C2 ng iba.. waaahhhh..
  • St1ffMeist3r 9 months ago Report Abuse
       
    wwwwhahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahaha =)
  • tristan_adore 4 months ago Report Abuse
       
    Funny!
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