Dude plays bum trumpet in church!
June 30, 2006 | 10857 views
I was standing at a cousin’s wedding as his best man. As the proceedings went on, I had a sudden urge to pass gas. I quietly left my seat to go to a corner. I knew it was going to be a loud fart so I decided to go far enough for the groom and bride to not hear it. I confidently played my bum trumpet but was shocked to hear its notes reverberate through the church walls! All eyes stared at me. It turned out there was a wireless microphone resting on a pew near my bum, and it was left on! The explosive fart I had hoped to contain was heard by more people than I could imagine, its sound like the voice of fallen angels singing in a 500-seat House of God! Fartknocker, by email
Illustrations by: Mikke Gallardo
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Rian_Santi18 Jul 03 2006 @ 01:21pm Report Abusenice. . . gud job dude!
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hahaha! what can i say?! Im The man!!!! Bwahahaha! beat that?! huh? It was shameful but i got a prize fro FHM!
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nice one!
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hahahahaha!
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that was a disgusting experience halord but that happens when you least expect it...i couldn't imagine it would happen in a wedding vulgarly. halord and your fart rocks :)
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hehe
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wahahaha!
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ROTFWL...hoowahahahah
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nyaks! yeah ok lang yan kasi nga sakit rin yan pag di inilabas.
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ROFL!!!!!!!! ASTIG!!!!!!!!!
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epic fail..XD..all i could say is "hahahahahaha"..XD..T_^..XD..
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