Dude plays bum trumpet in church!
June 30, 2006
I was standing at a cousin’s wedding as his best man. As the proceedings went on, I had a sudden urge to pass gas. I quietly left my seat to go to a corner. I knew it was going to be a loud fart so I decided to go far enough for the groom and bride to not hear it. I confidently played my bum trumpet but was shocked to hear its notes reverberate through the church walls! All eyes stared at me. It turned out there was a wireless microphone resting on a pew near my bum, and it was left on! The explosive fart I had hoped to contain was heard by more people than I could imagine, its sound like the voice of fallen angels singing in a 500-seat House of God! Fartknocker, by email
Illustrations by: Mikke Gallardo
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