She is a he!

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She is a he!Christmas 2004, I suspect one of the most horrible holidays for my cousins—but not for me! It was the most hilarious! Here’s how it went: we went to a club in Makati upon the insistence of one of my cousins, who said he had been there and it was tops. True enough, it was teeming with women and we were soon on the prowl for someone to take away. An hour later—most of us were by then bored in the car, only one cousin continued with the search—our man came back, “Jackpot ‘to !” he said. We were ready to believe him except there was something strange in the hooker’s name. “You can call me Cheetah!” So we went to a secluded parking lot somewhere in the Fort to partake of this luscious flesh among us. I was unlucky enough to have to wait it out while my two other cousins gave her a go (Cheetah said she could take them both, no problem). I could tell she was sucking them both to the nines, and the boys loved it. When I couldn’t take the anticipation any longer, I crept up on the threesome and took Cheetah from behind. I slid my hand up her smooth thighs, ready to finger her wet snatch. But her snatch felt bizarrely different. There was something in there. Then it hit me—she was a HE! I groped his balls and dick! I was shocked. “T*ng ina mo Cheetah! May etits ka!” I was furious. My two cousins froze in horror. We got rid of Cheetah as swiftly as we could, with no guilt or remorse whatsoever. We had just become the victims of the moonlighting babes of Makati Avenue! But while I did get a feel of Cheetah’s balls, his mouth didn’t end up around my dick so I’m still whole…unlike my cousins. A big HA HA HA to them! Till this Christmas!

Paolo, by email
Illustration by: Mikke Gallardo

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  • crazyoldmari Sep 30 2007 @ 02:15am Reply Report Abuse
    napapala nyo.........
  • oturan_1800 Sep 30 2007 @ 10:00pm Reply Report Abuse
    yan...kc...pasko na nga...kung anu anung milagro pa gngwa...tsk tsktsk
  • steffen Oct 03 2007 @ 04:47pm Reply Report Abuse
    poink! next time, mag-ingat kayo! ahehehe.. dpt reliable ang source niyo.. wakaka
  • sweet_shine Oct 11 2007 @ 02:13pm Reply Report Abuse
    hahhahahahha yan ang nah papala sa mga mayak...hehhehe hey guys its a lesson...
  • galingngpinoy2002@yahoo.c Nov 23 2007 @ 08:50pm Reply Report Abuse
    pwede na tutal give alove on christmas day.hehehe
  • jacksparrow8827 Feb 03 2011 @ 03:07pm Reply Report Abuse
    tatlong tanga..........
  • jack Jun 20 2011 @ 06:15pm Reply Report Abuse
    ayan ang napala niyo hehehehe... Hindi kayo kasi nag iisip eh mga mukang nakainum kayo.... common sense guys... sa makati ave madaming nagkakalat ng mga prosti na bading,,,, Mag ingat kayo sa kanila, baka mawalan pa ang mga pera nio or mga mahahalaga nio! kahit sa mga babae na prosti beware!
  • romardomingo 9 months ago Reply Report Abuse
    wahahaha!
  • chardz05 9 months ago Reply Report Abuse
    haha..
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