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My girlfriend and I were in third year college, we were in the same section and had the same break time, so we used lunch breaks to go to her boarding house for quickies. One afternoon of doing the deed, we hurriedly did it on her room mate's monoblock chair. In the heat of the moment, we heard a loud thud.  One of the legs of the plastic chair broke from our weight, I thought, "Magpapalit pa tuloy tayo ng upuan ng wala sa oras! Bad trip!"

We cleaned up the mess we made soon after and when I opened the doot to throw the chair out, the landlady was outside. She saw the chair and asked me. " Oh! Ano nangyari sa silya bakit nasira?!" I answered, "Nagkakabit kasi ako ng glow-in-the-dark sa kisame, akala ko kaya ako ng upuan, di pala."

The land lady answered, "Ah! Oh, akin na , ako na magtatapon niyan. Iwan mo na lang diyan. I smiled and said, "thank you, manang!"

My girlfriend and I bought our lunch and bought a new chair at that same day.
Ryan, by email